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Song Parodies -> "Shoppin'? Weapons I Got!"

Original Song Title:

"What I Got"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Shoppin'? Weapons I Got!"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

For Decathlon 2.0 Event 5
Got up in the mornin, had somethin’ to eat
Right now I’ll be getting’ dressed as I put some hard boots on feet
Cause it’s now the season, the season to shop
Had to make a list, I’ll make people all pissed
When I enter stores the tension gets high
I can turn stores and malls into f*cking riots

Now I’m goin’ places and ya been hold on to what ya got
'Cause you might get runover or you might get shot
Cause I’m on the prowl now, I’m my own hitman
Got a gun and other things ,introduce myself as Dan
I won’t set examples. I’ll just tick off thee
Takin’ all my money, fight,and you’re all history!
Look at what I got
Weapons in my reach
When they all see me,your kids will start to screech
Gotta trample over you for that new big TV
New Tivo system, now you’re gonna get served!
Look at what I got
Started a riot
The heat’s on and it just got hot

Weapons I got!
Cause whenever I’m
Weapons I got
Now it’s some guy I’m
For an iPod
Guys I’m accidental
For what I got
Just remember that,shoppin’
For what I got

And no I ain’t lyin cause I’m just buyin’away
I’m extremely happy with what I have to pay
If you don’t like it you , you can go suck *beep*
But sooner or later you’ll find out that it rocks
Husslin’ and fightin’ need video game
Got almost all things,wife still needs to shop
We’ll be shoppin’ till before’ its almost Chirstmas Eve

Weapons I got!
Someone’s over there
No one I shot
Ya don’t know where your
Mop is
It’s in the shop!
No one better try and
Stop me
I’m hard to stop
I just love bringn’ weapons
With me to shop, to shop, I shop
2007 Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   2
 5   5

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Rick C - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Good song, good parody. I had a similar theme last year. 555
Kristof Robertson - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
MUCH better rhyming and pacing, Jacky...a scary but funny write. 555
Matthias - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Good use of the a few of the original song's lyrics. What is about this time of year that turns people into complete nut jobs?
Agrimorfee - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec) I take the opposing view on keeping OS's lyrics--the first 2 lifted lines worked well, but there were way too many key words later on. I couldn't keep apace with the OS video in a variety of places. There were a couple of questionable rhymes.
Red Ant - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty much what Aggy wrote, though I got a laugh out of the ambiguous intentions of "If you don’t like it you, you can go suck *beep*/ But sooner or later you’ll find out that it rocks" (not sure if I'm laughing with or at you, but you get a 5 for funny). 454
bobpiecheese - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) I also LOL'd at the *beep* line. Not quite as good as Rick's take on the same theme, but it was quite close. Tantalizingly close!
stuart mcarthur - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2.5) yup, Xmas-time - weapons - go together like a horse and carriage - I guess if you're doing your Christmas shopping anyway, Jack, you may as well throw some handguns in the basket - saves making 2 trips - lol - 555
Arwen - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment an avid Mall shopper, especially around the holidays, I'm a little freaked out by this...(along with the recent mall shooting in Omaha)...I'm just hoping you'll spot some Holiday Sale that will put you in a better mood! =)
Mikey Squirrel - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC- And they let you back at that Wal Mart? Oh that's right, they actually sell guns at Wal Mart down there. And I thought Christmas shopping in Canada was insane! Good work, Jack!
Phil Alexander - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
This did remind me a bit of Rick's one last year.. and I guess that's a compliment. A good write, Jack.
Kristof Robertson - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.5) see above; great stuff, Jacko!
Below Average Dave ( - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC2) One of your most creative parodies, but the formatting buddy. . .the formatting was hard to follow. . .you also left out a couple of words by accident I think, but that said, this was a pretty cool parody buddy. . .with a little forgiveness, this works pacing wise too
Jeff Reuben - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing works when sung aloud, even if it doesn't match perfectly. Funny stuff!

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