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Song Parodies -> "You Still Touch Me (Michael Jackson is Free)"

Original Song Title:

"You Still Touch Me"

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Parody Song Title:

"You Still Touch Me (Michael Jackson is Free)"

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The Lyrics

Well, even though Jacko is still free, we know the kids are safe from him. He's attracted too much attention to invite kids over anymore. As for Bubbles... well, he's not so lucky.
Another night finds me at home
When I scream
You still touch me
It's like I'm in the Twilight Zone
With that smile
You don't thrill me

And if I sleep
You'll soon make me groan
In this bed tonight
You still taunt me
The police calling
But there's no kids at home
It's my nightmare
You still own me

And after all that you've been through
Now I'm wondering
(if) you'll still spank me
If only I was in a zoo
I'd live peacefully
You still shave me

My pained eyeballs each time I see your face
I close my eyes; I thought I heard my brain was saying
"He won't come back"
You still touch me

When the verdict came out so slow
I had prayers
They would free me
When I was sure
So sure that you would go
I could plainly see
You'd still rape me

I wonder if they feel the same way as I do
When you came back
You still touched me

Another night I'm not alone
In this bed tonight
You still haunt me
You still grope me

You still touch me [3x]

Another night
Another fright
Another bite
Another night you'll make me groan....

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alvin rhodes - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept...i hear chimps can be pretty vicious....MJ had better be careful....bubbles might bite his nose off....5s
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Bubbles might have a problem with biting something that small, but you're right. 555.
MrMacphisto - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin and Stephen... lol
Red Ant - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
"My pained eyeballs each time I see your face"; my thoughts exactly on MJ.
MrMacphisto - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red... :)
Rick C - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Didn't know who Bubbles was but, got the gist of it about a third of the way through. Great job! 555
MrMacphisto - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick... :)

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