Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Scent of My Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Shape of My Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"Scent of My Fart"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

He feels the start of some constipation
And those he sprays usually regret
They never stay when he starts breaking wind
He has the smell of neglect

He meets some tarts in clubs with dancers
Bystanders never stand a chance
The sudden awe of a horrible outcome
He needs to check his pants

"I know that Rolaids help the sores of an ulcer
I know that there's drugs for symptoms of more
I think my rectum feels funny when it starts
Splats and the scent of my fart"

He may eat a pack of raisins
He may go to Lee's Arcade
But then reveal a thing in his hand
And a smell like gas grenades

"I see all the stains on my shorts getting older
I probably could make some weapons of war
I think my rectum feels funny when it starts
Splats and the scent of my fart"

Splats and the scent...
The scent of my fart...

"And if I told you that I loved prunes
You'd probably sniff for something strong
I'm not a man who has any graces
My ass won't spare me one"

"Those who reek know nothing
And find out when I'm cross
They surely curse their luck in small, closed-up spaces
Unless my urge is lost"

"I feel like my waist's holding onto a boulder
But then when I rub, I'm droppin' some more
I think my rectum feels funny when it starts
Splats and the scent of my fart"

Splats and the scent of my fart
Splats and the scent
The scent of my fart

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   5
 5
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Paul Robinson - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Macphisto - can't place how this OS goes...having trouble d/l at home presently, when I get that working I will check it out...
Rick C - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, sorry Mr.MAC
alvin rhodes - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
powerful...5s
MrMacphisto - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.. :) Paul and Rick, I understand, because the original was a very short-lived single. Although, I believe it was prominently featured in the movie "The Professional."
Dee Range - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS either, but very funny. Maybe a cork is the answer :-)
MrMacphisto - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee :)
Stingseven - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
The original song is impossibly beautiful (people, forgodsakes download it!), which makes your parody incredibly funny! Nicely done.
MrMacphisto - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks :) I agree that this is one of his best songs. I wish Sting would return to this album's style.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/sting7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 806