Johnny D - Congratulations! This is a perfectly crafted parody!!! Seriously -- Not kidding at all!! You not only hit the pace & timing to the "nth" place, but even the vowel & consonant sounds WITHIN the words match up exactly. I can even picture it being sung in the same tone as the original, note-for-note. (Ah, I gush on, but I swear 'tis not perfidiously.) And yet it is very funny. Is there an award on the site for exceptional craftsmanship (craftpersonship )? Too bad not enough people appear to know the original, which is a shame. Actually I'm more familiar with the Eve Cassidy version on the "Songbird" album, but the pace and flow work with Sting's also. Oh, even more congrats are also slightly overdue as I see you have recently sailed on past 100 parodies and are now apparently taking dead aim on the next 100. I'm getting near 25. Will be posting #22 this evening. I've already got a special #25 cooling on the window sill, but I've got to come up with 23 & 24 before I can serve that one up.

Paul, Paul, Paaaaaaaaauuuuuul !!!! THANK you so much, dude. And congratulations, ahead of time, on your impending entrance into Amiright's "Top Submitter's Group". Thanks for the congrats on my 100+ postings - seems like only yesterday I found this wonderful site and posted "The Erection Of Edmund Fitzgerald", my first parody posting on Amiright.

Okay, took me awhile, but I finally caught your comment. I'd say I'm more of a Police fan, but I know this song...surprised it only has one vote??? The pacing is perfect. Not your funniest, but still very good (don't take that as a negative, take that as I like your stuff a lot, and would simply rate some of your others higher). 5-4-4.

Thank you, Jeff ! Absolutely OK, sir - I do not take your vote or comment as a negative at all - your vote and comment both show that you gave my parody genuine thought and consideration, and hey - that's all any of us can ask for on Amiright, isn't it ? I appreciate your frank and honest analysis. I depend on folks like you to help me get a reading about how my stuff comes across, so you've done me a favor - thanks again.

And thanks again to you, Paul - the contrast between your evaluation and Jeff's is very valuable for me to see - it's a reminder of how different people experience parodies in their own individual ways, from their own unique perspectives.

(ABC) The mush-mouth that Sting typically has in his solo oevre would work well with this...OK song. 544.

Thanks Agrimorfee.

This should have mush, I mean much higher votes! 5's from me. Loved the 'now its children run' line!

Thank you, Merry!

Quite a Summoner's Tale. Fave (borrowed) line: "There have been some that I've broken."

Johnny D - Good choice for the (ABC) "F" contest. I'm not in that one and I voted back when you originally posted this in December. But I was pleased to be reminded of it by the contest comments and came back to revisit it. Glad it's finally getting some of the attention it has richly deserved all along.

Thanks Spaff 'n Paul.

Funny song dude, really enjoyed it.

Thank you, MysteryGoat.

Good parody, Johnny! I agree it goes with the singer and is just weird enough...walking moldy cheese...lol. 5's (ABC)

Thanks Pat!

Hey, JD - do you think that this is what was in Walter's fridge, then?

another spectacularly silly song fron Johnny....I really liked the "battlefields of parsley" line.....

Nice one, JD. I was gonna go '4' on funny, but the last stanza got me. "You'll remember these - days of fighting cheese - On battlefields of parsley". Good, hearty chuckle. And if it beats us, the cheese truly will stand alone.

Thanks Philbo, martha, and 2nz. Philbo - yes indeed, I think Sir Walter jousted with The Black Knight of Stilton.

I Like the song Fields of Gold.