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Song Parodies -> "After the Brains Have Fallen"

Original Song Title:

"After the Rain Has Fallen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"After the Brains Have Fallen"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

The backyard's our... housekeeping
Killed Bernie... with a knife
There's a reddened stain on my... Dr. Martens
Guess I'll have to go bleach all of my whites

I cleaned up... with a furnace
No weapon but... sure was nice
My whole motif is a... house of horror
Litters my rooms with a buzzing mess of flies

Not for money, but bloody breakfast
This is my work on... Sunday nights
There's a warm feeling... from crimson fountains
They'll be gone long before the warning

After the brains have fallen
After the tears and all their cries
You'll find that I'm baking something, and
Blood helps the taste when I make human pie

When I'm gentle, they get frightened
Like they'd never been before
And the things I cut off the bridegroom
Slipped through my fingers and splat on the floor

"What did I do? What did I do?"
Well it's always what they say
I'll be honest... while they suffer
Eating ones I'd never even met

After the brains have fallen
After the tears and all their cries
You'll find that I'm baking something, and
Blood helps the taste when I make human pie
After the body's smokin', and
After the evidence is hurled
After the spleen is eaten, there'll
Still be blood on the floor

He said, "save me for another night"
"Take my f***ing slutty wife!"
"Stab her where the blood flows"
"Dump her where the red vine grows"
Tell me where to hang her
Maybe I should use some lime
Gonna leave some scars
Gonna face your doom, 'cause you're out of time

After the brains have fallen
After the tears and all their cries
You'll find that I'm baking something, and
Blood helps the taste when I make human pie
After the body's smokin', and
After the evidence is hurled
After the spleen is eaten, there'll
Still be blood on the floor

Still be blood on the floor
(Still be blood, still be blood)

Still be blood on the floor [2x]

Better wash your hands
Still be blood on the floor
Blood helps the taste when I make human pie
Still be blood on the floor
Still be blood, still be blood

Still be blood on the floor [3x]

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
disturbingly funny..5s
MrMacphisto - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin :)
AFW - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I must have missed reading this yesterday...It's gory, but really good dark humor, and ghoulishly poetic...fives
MrMacphisto - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW... ;)

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