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Song Parodies -> "You Should Go on a Diet"

Original Song Title:

"Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot"

Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"You Should Go on a Diet"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

You should go... on a diet
'Cause you're so giant
And like a whale

When you frown
You've been counting
Just how frequent
You eat out
When your trouble's
Eating mountains
In your lap, you have
Wasteful amounts
Well, there's no
Explanation
Of those countless times
I'd swear that you would swell

You should go
On a diet
'Cause you're so giant
And like a whale

When the chocolate
Failed to kill you
Well, your waist and chest
Were not so well
When White Castle
Feeds you dessert
'Cause there's no more fries
They can sell
No more useless
Food temptation
And those countless times
Of helpings then
Between seven and twelve

You should go
On a diet
'Cause you're so giant
And like a whale

Your eyes turn towards the window pane
And light upon the sill
The biscuits seem to call to you now
And frosting makes you squeal

You will gain
On tomorrow
Drinking beers
And binging food
Can't discourage
You with models
And your mouth, you'll find
Fills you through
Well, there's no
Medication
For the countless times
From nowhere
I'd swear that you would swell

You should go
On a diet
'Cause you're so giant
'Cause you're so giant
'Cause you're so giant
And like a whale
(So giant, like a whale)
(So giant, like a whale)

[4x]
'Cause you're so giant
(So giant and like a whale)

When the chocolate
Failed to kill you
Only so many fries they can sell
No more Mueslix
Constipation
And you're so giant

[4x]
'Cause you're so giant

You will gain
On tomorrow
Downing beers
And pizza too
Can't discourage
You with models
Eating those pork rinds
Eating those pork rinds
Barbecue...

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carol - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
hehe! that will get the fatties going! 455
MrMacphisto - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Carol... :D

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