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Song Parodies -> "I Ate Seven Cakes"

Original Song Title:

"Five, Six, Seven, Eight"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Ate Seven Cakes"

The Lyrics

It's time to begin, now count it in
I ate seven cakes

My fruit-only diet's causing me to riot
My obsession for nutrition is a piece of cake
My gourmet du poulet, a cow's rib makes a Big Mac, hey
But if I wanna look fine, better get in line
I ate seven cakes


Big chicken, finger licking, mouth-watering, candy cotton
Deep frying, apple pie-n, feed frenzy top to floor
Big cheese, corn and peas, pizza pie with anchovies
Yummy, crunchy, chewy, gooey, messy, tasty, here we go


Take-out window, vendor swindle, hot dog napper, candy wrapper
Chocolate truffles, Lays and Ruffles, lady fingers high and low
A side dish of fried fish, chicken breasts are two for one
KFC and Arby's too, let's go get fast food again

I'll have, um, I'll have a soda
Put your order in to Chunky Chin's
I ate seven cakes


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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Kristof Robertson - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent treatment of that godawful song...555
Arwen - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
The Steps CD is one of my guilty pleasures...and while I hated that song at's grown on me.

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