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Song Parodies -> "Squidward Tentacles"

Original Song Title:

"Spongebob Squarepants"

Original Performer:

Spongebob Squarepants

Parody Song Title:

"Squidward Tentacles"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

was inspired to do this by another work. A parody of the Spongebob theme song but about Squidward
Patchy the Pirate: Are you ready kids?

Kids: No!

Patchy: I can't hear you!

Kids: No! Go away!


Who lives in a tiki head under the sea?

Squidward Tentacles!

Boring and grumpy and unkind is he!

Squidward Tentacles!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish!

Squidward Tentacles!

Stay far from Squidward: depression he'll dish!

Squidward Tentacles!


Squidward Tentacles!

Squidward Tentacles!

Squidward Tentacles!


Patchy: Ar har har har!

Squidward, very badly on his clarinet: Doo dee dee do dee doo

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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 5   3

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DJ Blaze - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment
This sounds exactly like how Squidward would do the Spongebob theme. Great work! 5s.

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