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Song Parodies -> "Ally (Breakfast Club)"

Original Song Title:

"Molly (16 Candles)"

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Parody Song Title:

"Ally (Breakfast Club)"

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The Lyrics

Supposedly, "Molly (16 Candles)" was about Molly Ringwald (though I'm not positive about this), who starred in the movie "16 Candles". I think Ally Sheedy is a much better actress and that "The Breakfast Club" is a much better movie and I thought she deserved a song about herself just as much as Ringwald (supposedly) had a song about herself. One more thing, for those who have never seen "The Breakfast Club", "Allison Reynolds" is the name of Ally Sheedy's character in the film
Verse 1: I see you eating Cap'n Crunch
In your sandwich, and it's your lunch
Chewing loudly as you munch
I ask "Why is that?", I ask "Why is that?"

I see you're all dressed up in black
When Andrew talked, you said nothing back
You emptied your purse, then you ran
I ask "Why is that?", I ask "Why is that?"

CHORUS: Don't know why (8x)
All'son Reynolds, you're the best (4x)

VERSE 2: Brian ain't seen you for awhile
He sees you now and starts to smile
But you fell for Andrew, why oh why
I wish I knew why, I wish I knew why


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Agrimorfee - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I liked your enthusiasm. Wish you could have done more choruses about her making a snowfield with her dandruff, or the Pixie Dust sandwich. :D
old lady - March 27, 2009 - Report this comment
i saw that movie 100 times in my teenage years, molly ringwald and anthony michael hall and judd nelson and ally sheedy all totally rocked in it. i would give my left tit to go back to those days. Or even the 70s before all the brat pack movies, which all rocked my world by the way.

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