Song Parodies -> Two Douches
| Original Song Title: | "Two Princes" |
| Original Performer: | Spin Doctors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Two Douches" |
| Parody Written by: | The Stinker |
My challenge to myself: write a song parody in less than 1 hour. (It usually takes me a lot longer.) Here are the results...
One, two, douches kneel before you
(that’s what I said, now)
Douches, douches who implore you
(just go ahead, now)
One has — “change you can believe in”
(but what’s that mean, now?)
This one — he’s just a lib in a GOP skin
(which way’s he lean, now?)
This one, he got a pricey racket
(that’s what I said, now)
Got some big hike for your tax bracket
(and in his head, now)
You vote for him, entitlements he’ll owe you
(how ’bout that, now)
You vote for John, some tax cuts he’ll bestow you
(he rolls like that now)
Vote Obama, or vote McCain
I’m so underwhelmed, I’ll probably just abstain
Is this a sale of votes, or an election campaign?
Well, I know it’s the former, and the latter they feign
I know it’s the former, and the latter they feign…
Said, if you — want to vote Green Party
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — think Nader’s a smarty
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — are an old Bob Barr rube
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — watch Ron Paul on youtube
(Just go ahead, now)
Said, one, two, douches kneel before you
(that's what I said, now)
Douches, douches who implore you
(just go ahead, now)
One has -- "change you can believe in"
(but what's that mean, now?)
This one -- is just a lib in a GOP skin
(which way's he lean now?)
Vote Obama, or vote McCain
I'm so underwhelmed, I'll probably just abstain
Is this a sale of votes, or an election campaign?
Well, I know it's the former, and the latter they feign
I know it's the former, and the latter they feign...
Said, if you — want to vote Green Party
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — think Nader’s a smarty
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — are an old Bob Barr rube
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — watch Ron Paul on youtube
(Just go ahead, now)
(that’s what I said, now)
Douches, douches who implore you
(just go ahead, now)
One has — “change you can believe in”
(but what’s that mean, now?)
This one — he’s just a lib in a GOP skin
(which way’s he lean, now?)
This one, he got a pricey racket
(that’s what I said, now)
Got some big hike for your tax bracket
(and in his head, now)
You vote for him, entitlements he’ll owe you
(how ’bout that, now)
You vote for John, some tax cuts he’ll bestow you
(he rolls like that now)
Vote Obama, or vote McCain
I’m so underwhelmed, I’ll probably just abstain
Is this a sale of votes, or an election campaign?
Well, I know it’s the former, and the latter they feign
I know it’s the former, and the latter they feign…
Said, if you — want to vote Green Party
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — think Nader’s a smarty
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — are an old Bob Barr rube
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — watch Ron Paul on youtube
(Just go ahead, now)
Said, one, two, douches kneel before you
(that's what I said, now)
Douches, douches who implore you
(just go ahead, now)
One has -- "change you can believe in"
(but what's that mean, now?)
This one -- is just a lib in a GOP skin
(which way's he lean now?)
Vote Obama, or vote McCain
I'm so underwhelmed, I'll probably just abstain
Is this a sale of votes, or an election campaign?
Well, I know it's the former, and the latter they feign
I know it's the former, and the latter they feign...
Said, if you — want to vote Green Party
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — think Nader’s a smarty
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — are an old Bob Barr rube
(Just go ahead, now)
An’ if you — watch Ron Paul on youtube
(Just go ahead, now)
Copyright (C) 2008 by The Stinker.
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Nice apathetic look at the current campaign.
I happen to love the OS, but this was well done. I can care less who the next president is, just so Bush gets the h-e-double hockey sticks out of the house. 454.
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