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Song Parodies -> "China Man"
Original Song Title:
"Spider man"
Original Performer:
Spider Man
Parody Song Title:
"China Man"
Parody Written by:
Chance Gollnick
The Lyrics
this is weird.
Chinaman,Chinaman
does whatever an asian can
cooks a roll, of any size
catches buses right on time
Look out
here comes the chinaman
Is he weird?
listen fool
he almost drown in a 2ft pool
can he cook an egg roll
take a look over their
i dont see anything?
oh no my EGG ROLL!!!
in the dead of the night
he jumps out of his bed with a fright
oh no he thinks hes late turns out its not even one
so he falls back asleep and thinks of pushing pens
Chinaman, Chinaman
friendly neighbor hood chinaman
overtime he works it all
he's ignored
work is his life
to him life is a great big egg roll
whenever theirs a chop stick he'll be their
and... you'll find the chinaman!
does whatever an asian can
cooks a roll, of any size
catches buses right on time
Look out
here comes the chinaman
Is he weird?
listen fool
he almost drown in a 2ft pool
can he cook an egg roll
take a look over their
i dont see anything?
oh no my EGG ROLL!!!
in the dead of the night
he jumps out of his bed with a fright
oh no he thinks hes late turns out its not even one
so he falls back asleep and thinks of pushing pens
Chinaman, Chinaman
friendly neighbor hood chinaman
overtime he works it all
he's ignored
work is his life
to him life is a great big egg roll
whenever theirs a chop stick he'll be their
and... you'll find the chinaman!
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. . . from WaMu wi love!
awesome
PIE DOUGH MAN PIE DOUGH MAN' DOSE WHAT EVER A BAKER CAN,MAKES CAKES,HE MAKES PIES,HE CAN MAKE THEM ANY SIZE,CALL HIM UP,HERE COMES THE PIE DOUGH MAN
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