-> "Blame Mexico"
Original Song Title:
"Blame Canada"
Parody Song Title:
"Blame Mexico"
The Lyrics
Times have changes, our kids are learning Spick
oops, I meant the Spanish language, God it makes me sick!
Should we blame the government for lousy policy?
Or should we blame the TeleMundo TV?
HECK NO!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
The lawn care sector went away when Mexico came our way!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
Were they just as wealthy as us, they'd all go away!
Must get away from Mexico
I need a margarita so that I can let it go
Why the Mariachi? And why the bright red home?
And what were they thinking with Pollo Tropical?
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
We should rename New Mexico, and remember the Alamo!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
They're not even a real country anyway!
My son coulda been a washer or a bricker it's so Queer!
Instead he sells insurance for a hundred K a year!
Should we blame our conscience?
Or blame the Rio Grande?
Or the border guards who allow them in our land?
HELL NO!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
Cause their soccer sucks as well
and Yo Quiero Taco Hell!
Blame Mexico! Shame on Mexico!
For ....
they're all really short
their army is small
their water is gross
they use a round ball
lets place the blame on Mexico
and hope that they take Texas back from us!!
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