Song Parodies -> Blame Mexico
| Original Song Title: | "Blame Canada" |
| Original Performer: | South Park |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blame Mexico" |
| Parody Written by: | Laurence Dunne |
Blame Canada, Canadian Bacon, jokes about Quebecois and Canadian beer. Well, I'm tired of it. We blame Canada too often, and our neighbor to the south benefits unfairly from it, so here I am trying to correct the balance and place the blame for everything on Mexico
Times have changes, our kids are learning Spick
oops, I meant the Spanish language, God it makes me sick!
Should we blame the government for lousy policy?
Or should we blame the TeleMundo TV?
HECK NO!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
The lawn care sector went away when Mexico came our way!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
Were they just as wealthy as us, they'd all go away!
Must get away from Mexico
I need a margarita so that I can let it go
Why the Mariachi? And why the bright red home?
And what were they thinking with Pollo Tropical?
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
We should rename New Mexico, and remember the Alamo!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
They're not even a real country anyway!
My son coulda been a washer or a bricker it's so Queer!
Instead he sells insurance for a hundred K a year!
Should we blame our conscience?
Or blame the Rio Grande?
Or the border guards who allow them in our land?
HELL NO!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
Cause their soccer sucks as well
and Yo Quiero Taco Hell!
Blame Mexico! Shame on Mexico!
For ....
they're all really short
their army is small
their water is gross
they use a round ball
lets place the blame on Mexico
and hope that they take Texas back from us!!
oops, I meant the Spanish language, God it makes me sick!
Should we blame the government for lousy policy?
Or should we blame the TeleMundo TV?
HECK NO!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
The lawn care sector went away when Mexico came our way!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
Were they just as wealthy as us, they'd all go away!
Must get away from Mexico
I need a margarita so that I can let it go
Why the Mariachi? And why the bright red home?
And what were they thinking with Pollo Tropical?
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
We should rename New Mexico, and remember the Alamo!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
They're not even a real country anyway!
My son coulda been a washer or a bricker it's so Queer!
Instead he sells insurance for a hundred K a year!
Should we blame our conscience?
Or blame the Rio Grande?
Or the border guards who allow them in our land?
HELL NO!
Blame Mexico! Blame Mexico!
Cause their soccer sucks as well
and Yo Quiero Taco Hell!
Blame Mexico! Shame on Mexico!
For ....
they're all really short
their army is small
their water is gross
they use a round ball
lets place the blame on Mexico
and hope that they take Texas back from us!!
OK, I'm not an anti-mexican, easy! It's a joke, whoa!!!!! Actually I like Mexicans. They go well with a white wine (Sound of me being killed by a barrage of projectile burritos with hot sauce)
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LOL.... I especially like the part where you suggest Texas should be taken back by Mexico...
that was great....i love south park parodies
I do believe this is the first parody of a South Park song on this site....
Excellent work, L.D. It's as if Stone/Parker wrote it themselves. 555 (BTW, there is another South Park song in the database, i don't have the URL, but it was "Blame Amateurs"...i think it was entered just days ago.)
Actually, someone did do "It's Easy, Mmmkay" a while back. This is way funnier though, well done.
Oh my God, you killed Kanada!
Nice work, I was the one who recently did this song, 'Lame Amateur', but I rate this. 4-5-4
Damn right bro! Mexico sucks!!!! We should nuke them.
Yeah México has the shape of a thurd.
Tonique Williams killed Mexico! Hell yeah!!!!
mexico vale verga
Mexico sucks horse shit!!!! Join the KKK my brothers, so we can nuke that godforsaken land!!!!!!!!!
Pobres gringos bastardos, se los cogieron con sus torres gemelas.
What about "Blame Brazil"?
Truth is Mexico is a thurd, and should be nuked like those guys say.
Hey...I'm a Texan!!! Don't let Mexico take us, for the love of god!! Other than the last part, I laughed my ass off...
Mexico totally sucks. We should plan to kill every single of them.
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