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Song Parodies -> "Heidi Fleiss Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Christ Pose"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Heidi Fleiss Nose"

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The Lyrics

Have you ever noticed how Heidi Fleiss has a nose that's almost as prominent as Paula Jones's?
And you stare at me with your Heidi Fleiss Nose
Eyes bloodshot like you just swallowed down a load
And you swear to me you don't wanna have to shave
But you're staring at me like you... like you need to be paid

With your Heidi Fleiss Nose
With your Heidi Fleiss Nose

Sigh and pout and your Heidi Fleiss Nose
Porn and shouts, and they are coming to the door
And I swear to you, you're about to have some fame
But I got to tell you that you... that you're going to jail

Heidi Fleiss knows
With her Heidi Fleiss Nose

Sigh and pout and your Heidi Fleiss Nose
Porn and shouts, and they're coming to the door
Did you pay your whores to sell their garters
Or for them to star in porns?
Or you could date Sizemore to marry the rich
and then bury him... poor

Heidi Fleiss knows
with her Heidi Fleiss Nose

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Total Votes: 1

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Red Ant - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one MrMac, I was just listening to Badmotorfinger and remembered a parody of this OS was here.
MrMacphisto - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the vote, Red. I was starting to wonder if anyone remembered this song. Ah... the good old days of Soundgarden... :)

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