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Song Parodies -> "No More Puns!"

Original Song Title:

"Black Hole Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soundgarden

Parody Song Title:

"No More Puns!"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Jelly shakes, Eddy moans
Shaggy waits but then he groans
Hide your face, where's my mace?
Oh, the pun is your disgrace!

Hit a deer, with his truck
Said it cost him lots of bucks!
Need some doe, oh that's lame
And I'll hear you scream again:

No More Puns, come on Sponge
Oh, please talk straight with me!
No More Puns, come on Sponge, come on Sponge!

Dancing shoes, socks with holes
Burning feet, filet of sole
Reeling back, burning calves
Now don't have a cow, for laughs

What's your beef? What's at steak?
Did your scalp begin to flake?
Hair today, gone the next
Just a cut above the rest

No More Puns, come on Sponge
Oh, please talk straight with me!
No More Puns, come on Sponge, come on Sponge!

Ferris wheels make him frown
But I think he'll come around...

No More Puns, come on Sponge
Oh, please talk straight with me!
No More Puns, come on Sponge, come on Sponge!

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Red Ant - July 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I look foward to hearing the recording of this one.

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