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Song Parodies -> "Tomb Man"

Original Song Title:

"Spoonman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soundgarden

Parody Song Title:

"Tomb Man"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

This seemed like a good idea with Halloween coming up....
Rigor mortis in their hands
Steal the bodies while you can

Tomb man

Living like the Twilight Zone
Feel the rhythm in their bones

Tomb man

[chorus]
Tomb man
Dig them up from sacred lands
Gravely
Use them for your twisted plans
Wraithly

Graves... oh...

All his friends have met their end
All his friends are risen dead

Tomb man

All his friends are spreading death
They'll beat you with their rotting bones

Tomb man

Oooohhh...

[chorus]

Graves... Gravely
Wraithly...
Graves... necro..

[background chanting of "oh no"]

Necromance...
In his plans...
Come on.. come on.. come on..
Come on....

[7x]
Rising and start to rot

Coming to kill you off

[chorus]

Graves... yeah
Gravely...

Necro...
Necro...mance

Rigor mortis in their hands
Steal the bodies while you can

Tomb man

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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TJC - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny (de)composition! And the last verse? It was 'tomb-end-us'!
Jonathan S. - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm glad this site finally has a parody of this tune, but it was a bit too repetitive for my taste. 534.
alvin - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
gravely funny
AFW - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Sock it Tomb me
MrMacphisto - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC, Alvin, and AFW. Jonathan, sorry it was too repetitive, but the OS is pretty repetitive in the first place. It's not heavy on lyrics -- but it is on spoons. ;)
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Not all songs can be the biggest hit, I think the idea was very clever and original, 5's here, enjoyed it quite a bit.
MrMacphisto - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, BAD... :)

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