Oh crap, can't fall asleep
No matter how hard I try
Because that light's in my eyes
And it's just shining on for my pain here tonight
And nothing seems to break it
The baseballs that I throw fail
Even cans of ginger ale
Not one will break the light, it seems invincible, I know

I'm bangin' loudly on your door
And I rang the doorbell a lot
But you never hear me or maybe you're on pot
I've called you a lot on the phone
You don't answer, though you're home
Hear my bullhorn now-
Turn off your outside
Turn off your outside
Turn off your outside light

Someone tried to tell me something
Oh, but I couldn't hear them
I was too busy faxing you to turn it off
And I'm emailing too, oh why don't you listen?

I'm bangin' loudly on your door
And I rang the doorbell a lot
But you never hear me or maybe you're on pot
I've called you a lot on the phone
You don't answer, though you're home
Hear my bullhorn now-
Turn off your outside
Turn off your outside
Turn off your outside light

Want to make it understood
Turn off the light like you should
Everyone is mad at you
Just listen, we must stop you
Waking up the neighborhood
Turn off your outside light