Go outside
and get the mango fruit
Eat the mango fruit

Yeah you stole
Somebody else's cart in aisle 1

Start to load up
The twinkies stackin up so high-ah

Some kind of bird
Some kind of pastry thing
And Mrs. Smith
Is slowly beckoning
To try, to try, the pie

Too fat fat, you gotta get lean
You gotta buy a couple boxes of lean cuisine son
Choose whatcha want
Soup or Bon-Bons
Soup or Bon-Bons
Soup or Bon-Bons

And by
The scones
You shake
Your rear
Your pants
So big
They're out
To here