The Expos are out of Montreal, they're back in old San Juan
Why can't they move to Washington? Just get it done already!
They are the team...that nobody wants

Damn! The Expos are in limbo
It is now established for a fact
That Montreal's no baseball town
So make up your minds
Accept the move already
Right now, D.C., San Juan, Monterrey
Portland or Charlotte today

Montreal is still a hockey town
Toronto is the only big-league town
And no one wants to see the games
And I think that it's a shame
I'll take them now and move to D.C.

Damn! The Expos are in limbo
Who wants to play in Mexico?
I don't wanna get too sick at all
So make up your minds
Accept the move already
Right now, someone ought to buy them now
Put them in a much better town

If I had a chance, believe me
I'd take them right off your hands
I would move them out and feel much better
I would go...
Then feel better and better and better and better

"I don't want them coming here," the bum owner yelled
"Washington should remain part of Oriole land"
I've heard enough!
I wish you'd just shut up now
Because the District doesn't seem to care

Damn! The Expos are in limbo
It is now established for a fact
That Montreal's no baseball town
So make up your minds
Accept the move already
Right now, D.C., San Juan, Monterrey
Portland or Charlotte today