Song Parodies -> Spam! Better Go Run For Cover
| Original Song Title: | "Damn! I Wish I Was Your Lover" |
| Original Performer: | Sophie B. Hawkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "Spam! Better Go Run For Cover" |
| Parody Written by: | JustaGirl |
Nothing like a spam sandwich...
That old blog has fattened up all right.
Breaks into your I.S.P...
It gets inside your metal cage..
Creeps into your own home page..
It registers..
A big fat zero-
Spam! Better go run for cover..
It'll pop into your page like some-
Age old virus sliding in porn-
I've lost everything..
Tonight I will discover---I will
Do such thinks like freeze this frame,
Free my drive of useless cluttering..
Cyber-keys don't stand a chance with you..
Advertising cheap sign-up dues..
You're dumping every time I look-
Jump into my new note book-
I'll pay today
Just to keep you away-
Spam! Better go run for cover-
I'll block you still you move like some
Aging old car that's dying & worn...
I've lost everything-
Tonight I will discover-I will
Do such things like rack my brain,
Organize my files & everything..
(bridge)
If I had a choice-believe me
I'd smash you to nuts & bolts
I'd abuse your prongs & feel much better.
I'll begiiiiiin-
Then feel better & better & better & better....
"I can't seem to over-ride",my keystrokes cried-
Linux is commotion & takes too much to learn..
Decisions here-
Blocked for days,no manual near..
And I have learned just what I need to do-
Spam! Better go run for cover..
It'll pop into your page like some-
Age old virus sliding in porn-
I've lost everything..
Tonight I will discover---I will
Do such thinks like freeze this frame,
Free my drive of useless cluttering.
Breaks into your I.S.P...
It gets inside your metal cage..
Creeps into your own home page..
It registers..
A big fat zero-
Spam! Better go run for cover..
It'll pop into your page like some-
Age old virus sliding in porn-
I've lost everything..
Tonight I will discover---I will
Do such thinks like freeze this frame,
Free my drive of useless cluttering..
Cyber-keys don't stand a chance with you..
Advertising cheap sign-up dues..
You're dumping every time I look-
Jump into my new note book-
I'll pay today
Just to keep you away-
Spam! Better go run for cover-
I'll block you still you move like some
Aging old car that's dying & worn...
I've lost everything-
Tonight I will discover-I will
Do such things like rack my brain,
Organize my files & everything..
(bridge)
If I had a choice-believe me
I'd smash you to nuts & bolts
I'd abuse your prongs & feel much better.
I'll begiiiiiin-
Then feel better & better & better & better....
"I can't seem to over-ride",my keystrokes cried-
Linux is commotion & takes too much to learn..
Decisions here-
Blocked for days,no manual near..
And I have learned just what I need to do-
Spam! Better go run for cover..
It'll pop into your page like some-
Age old virus sliding in porn-
I've lost everything..
Tonight I will discover---I will
Do such thinks like freeze this frame,
Free my drive of useless cluttering.
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All 5's just because I hate Spam too.
Thanks Jonathon!
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