My crack opened
just to let a fart, I was sure
But now, I feel a sticky
wetness in my drawers

In trouble now
back of my pants
I'm pretty sure they ain't clean

Ignored the warnings
til the explosion and the stink

My stomach is greasy, and burning hot,
spontaneous
Brown,
my undies have turned that way,
a rotten sh*t
Brown,
need a place to hide right now
to cover it
Brown,
I should've known, it wasn't a fart

Mexican food's yummy
but not to have everyday
Too late now, can't uneat it
those tamales slipped away

When in doubt,
just run
to the john and let it out

Or you'll find out
back of your pants
they'll no longer be clean

My drawers were white
and my Levi's were blue

(But) my stomach went greasy, and burning hot
spontaneous
Brown,
my undies have turned that way
a rotten sh*t
Brown,
need a place to hide right now
to cover it
Brown,
I should've known, it wasn't a fart

When in doubt
just run
to the john and let it out

Or you'll find out
back of your pants
they'll no longer be clean

My drawers were white
and my Levi's were blue

(But) my stomach went greasy, and burning hot,
spontaneous
Brown,
my undies have turned that way
a rotten sh*t
Brown,
need a place to hide right now
to cover it
Brown,
I should've known, it wasn't a fart