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Song Parodies -> "Letter to Schala"

Original Song Title:

"Letter to Dana"

Original Performer:

Sonata Arctica

Parody Song Title:

"Letter to Schala"

Parody Written by:

Little Shadow Birdie

The Lyrics

AND HERE COMES BIRDIE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! And by the steel chair, I mean another mediocre filk song about another JRPG!
Schala, dear sister, I'm writing to you
It's been six or seven days since I was cast away
And you don't know just how much I'm missing you
I know you wish I'd come back
But that I cannot do, Schala

I fear you wouldn't take me back if you'd have seen
How I've been taken in by the devils and the fiends
Your poor heart, I feel, just can't handle that
Schala, my sister, I can't go back

Schala, dear sister, I'm writing to you
It's been eighteen long years since I first disappeared
And I know that you've all but forgotten me
Is our mother still chasing down immortality, Schala?

They call me the Prophet, they don't recognize
The man with the cloak and the burning scarlet eyes
As I pace our familiar castle floor
But Schala, dear sister, I'm waiting for

Oh Schala of Zeal, oh Schala my dear,
Even though I have changed, I'm still here
Little Janus of Zeal, who wandered astray
And was carried away, far away

Nothing can surprise me anymore, oh
I've seen it all before
But it seems I cannot let you go
Schala, Schala, Schala, Schala

(epic freakin guitar solo)

And I carry this pendant so that I could remember
I cannot change the future binding us
But I'd rather hold my tongue than just die
All these sins, staining my skin
Only you can wash them clean now
I promise you, it's all for the best
'Till the black wind is laid to rest

(instrumental break feat. return of epic guitar solo, harpsichord, flute)

Schala, oh Schala, I'm writing to you
I saw the kingdom fall, I can't bring you back at all
There's nothing more in this world for me
I'll see you again in the boundless sea

Oh Schala of Zeal, oh Schala my dear,
Even though I have changed, I'm still here
Little Janus of Zeal, who wandered astray
And was carried away, far away

Lady Schala of Zeal, oh Schala my dear,
Even though I have changed, I'm still here
Little Janus of Zeal, who wandered astray
And was carried away, far away
Who'd've thought Chrono Trigger and Sonata Arctica would go so well together? Chronata Arctrigger...? Anyway, comments are appreciated.

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