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Song Parodies -> "Nothing Except a Nerd Thing"

Original Song Title:

"Nothin' But a G' Thang"

Original Performer:

Snoop Doggy Dogg & Dr. Dre

Parody Song Title:

"Nothing Except a Nerd Thing"

Parody Written by:

Logan Scholfield (Half-a-Dollar)

The Lyrics

This song is performed from the point of view of two local nerds (and friends of mine) from Cobb County who attended Lassiter High School (Andy Vesper and Jonathon Rodean). There's only a few inside jokes in this song, so it should translate just fine as a simply a couple of nerds rapping about their scholastic prowess.
*Intro*
[Andy Candy]
One, two, after three comes four
Two nerds, Andy and Rodean are at your door
Preparded to make an entrance, so please recoil
(We are planning on possessing your soil)

Concede me the calculator first and let me compute like a prophet
Rodean and Vesper workin' together, be aware you can't stop it

*Chorus*
It's nothing except a nerd thing Andy!
Standard deviation's drivin' me crazy!
Math books and the rulers they gave me...
Total satisfaction, so please don't try to feel me (pardon me)

*Verse*
Back to the measurement of powers,
Perfection cubed, we do in a minute what takes you an hour
From two protege's perspectives
For that factor tree we'll be needing Brooks, we know he is effective
You may not know, but we think Brooks is the man
I'm Shadow to Pan, and Rodean he is BA's biggest fan
Now y'all know math's our favorite thing
There's nothing beneficial enough to take us from under it's wing (yeah)

Math is the only thing proven to be real
All you fellow nerds understand how we feel
Well give us the number 52441, it is not prime
We'll take it's square root, two hundred and twenty-nine

*Chorus*
It's all about means, medians and modes
Combinations, permutations and codes
Scatter plots, they contain many nodes
Rodean, come speak that mind like a genius

*Verse*
[J-Ro]
Well i'm researchin', and computin', calculatin'
So I pull out my compass, on this angle I am waitin'
Thank heavens it's revealed to be just as i'd thought
I say, "phew, it's acute. Oblique it is not"
Never met one as pompous as me before
Because i'm the God of math and lit and oh so much more
Plus so my voice is so monotone every day
Yet I know i'm better than you in each and every way

Add to my aggrandizement, realize when
Enrolled in AP, don't ya hate me?
But don't flee! If you do, you'll have no clue
On what the friendship of AV/Rodean can do

*Chorus*
[Andy Candy & J-Ro]
This, that, and the other (Oh oh and oh)
This, that...this, that and the other (Oh oh and oh)
This...and that. And the other (Oh oh and oh)
It's just sorta like this, that...and the other (Whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa whoa)

*Verse*
[Andy Candy]
I'm falling asleep in that class, until i hear that old magic word
The one and only Mr. Slater mentions calculus to us nerds
It's the capital A-N-D-and-to-the-Y
Vesper will take over class you don't have to ask why
Showing off my brains when it's time to impress Becca
Red haired cutie, she's got a booty, nice rack that's a trifecta
Oh yes. It will never cease
I think she's in the mood for some motherfreakin' nerd seeds!

*Bridge*
So J-Ro!
(Hello there, friend)
Why don't I give her what she wants?
(Well what could that be?)
I gotta penetrate her mind
(With what?)
Protractor should do Fiyeeyine!

*Verse*
[J-Ro]
This is the place where we devote all of our attention
I'm schooling like a motherfucker but do not mention
I'm not zoning out. This shit is what allows me not to be humble
When I'm taking a quiz, it's like a cookie classmates all crumble
Cheat off my paper, your ass will get zapped (Pzap!)
My motherfucking nerdry AV Dogg has got my back (Back)
He'll never lose his grip on his Ti-80, that's a no-no
And i can keep looking at Mr. Slater and know for sho-sho
He will keep eyeing Ms. Poss down, only going down
On the keys of her calculator on Pie Day cause you know how
They...sleep in different beds
Lamer couples are tough to find, lesser sexed go ahead (and try)

But all that said, they are friends with us til the end
M-a-t-h O-f-f's - all the activities were each
Good times spent together.
Greatest nerds in Cobb County
No-one can do it better

*Chorus*
[Andy Candy & J-Ro]
Like this...and, and uh (Oh oh and oh!)
...and, and uh (oh oh and oh!)
This, that...and the other (oh oh and oh!)
This, that...this, that and the other, i don't know! (Oh oh and oh!)

*Outro*
Hello, I'm eating! (You know it!)
Waaaake up! (We'll never show it)
Chaaa riight! (Uh, uh...you know it!)
I said, "hey!" (But you know...we'll never show it)
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