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Song Parodies -> "Sales Star"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Sales Star"

Parody Written by:

Margaret Manning

The Lyrics

For motivational sales meetings....
Somebody once told me our customer's are angry
They think we're arrogant and obsessed
With making lots of money and selling crummy products
And then charging lots of money to fix them

Well when they start screaming and they won't stop screaming
Ignore the signs and they'll just start leaving
Doesn't make sense just to live for fun
Your bank gets fat, but your customers run

So much to sell, so much to learn
So what's wrong with living the fast life
You'll never win if you don't grow
You'll never last if you don't know..

Chorus
Hey now, you're a sales star

After the product is sold
Only selling stars break the mould
It's a rough sell and its gonna get rougher
Were's in the lead now, but we'll soon suffer

But the customers and partners are going away
Judging by the scores on the cust sat survey
The lead we hold is getting pretty thin
We can't keep talking, we gotta start listening

Our world's on fire, don't ignore it
That's the way it is and you better start learning

Chrous
Hey now, you're a sales star

After the product is sold
Only selling stars break the mould

Chorus
Hey now, you're a sales star!

After the product is sold
Only selling stars break the mould

You know you love to sell, and that you really understand
About the customers you see every day
You really want to listen, and learn to make the sale
Keep getting close to the core every way

So just start selling, and then just keep selling
Put the heartbeat first, and the head stops spinning
Still is makes sense to get the job done
You make that sales and you have some fun

So much to sell, so much to learn
So what's wrong with living the fast life
You'll never win if you don't grow
You'll never last if you don't know.

Hey now, you're a sales star

Hey now, you're a sales star

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