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Song Parodies -> "Trumpino"

Original Song Title:

"Padrino"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Trumpino"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Some people are accusing Donald Trump of having Mafia ties. The Trump Tower was built from concrete rather than metal at a time when the mob controlled most of the concrete business. Interesting....
I’m in the garbage business
No, not the one in Washington D.C.
But when talking ‘bout which politican’s best
There’s a Don who’s looking pretty good to me

We don't like B. O. 's Chicago style
We'd prefer Sicilian any day
It's not pizza pies that I'm talking about here
Now that we have that about the way

Get on your ponies
'Cause we've got a crony on the scene-oh (the scene-oh!)
I really love Ivanka
'Cause she's got a great badonka-donk
Donald knows who the real "Administration" is
Pretty soon we'll see the end of RICO
So I will have you note that next year I'm gonna vote for Trumpino (Trumpino!)

If we catch you voting for the Jeb
You might get a gift of concrete shoes
Hill is bad and Bernie is a schleb
You better vote the right way if you know what's good for you

If you have got the Prez on your side
You know you're always gonna win the day
He's tricky like Dick so I know it won't stick
I think he has Teflon in his toupee

Get on your ponies
'Cause we've got a crony on the scene-oh (the scene-oh!)
I really love Ivanka
'Cause she's got a great badonka-donk
Donald knows who the real "Administration" is
Pretty soon we'll see the end of RICO
He'll bring a new Golden Age, that's why we're all the rage for Trumpino (Trumpino!)

I know it's not a wise thing to do
Break the Code of Silence in a song
But if it's all the same to you
I'm hoping all my goombahs will join in and sing a long
We're all a bunch of businessmen
Who are perfectly legitimate
And our little social club knows how to play the game
And, oh, I don't know, our Donald should relate
After all, politicans do the same

Stay high in the polling
Don't drop out
Leave the knife jobs to Ben Carson
Remember who's the REAL head boss
Capiche?

The underworld's been under for too long (and we're tired of it)
But soon we're gonna right that wrong (and we'll really love it)
Hey, you'll love it
All you fools
This is what we call mob rule

Let's all donate to his campaign, Citizens United made our day
He's got the outfit but we're the brains
Now that we have that out of the way

Get on your ponies
'Cause we've got a crony on the scene-oh (the scene-oh!)
I really love Ivanka
'Cause she's got a great badonka-donk
Donald knows who the real "Administration" is
Pretty soon we'll see the end of RICO
He'll bring a new Golden Age, that's why we're all the rage for Trumpino (Trumpino!)
He'll bring a new Golden Age, that's why we're all the rage for Trumpino (Trumpino!)
He'll bring a new Golden Age, that's why we're all the rage for Trumpino (Trumpino!)

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