Is this a joke that I just pulled off and provoke?
Are you absurd and not wanting to listen to me?
What I said is nonsense, worthless but too mirthness
Hey, you know this is a song about me, a Saurian
I did a "heart attack" where I stabbed you in the back
Causing a "cardiac arrest" upon impact
Make like a tree and "leaf me be" in the forest you're in
Each time I say "look acme", you didn't do what I'm sayin'

So don't insult me now or else I have to spaz out
Allow me to demonstrate, whatever you love or hate
When I've heard "how are you", I'll say how old I am
Don't get me stunned, you should obey more of Reptile's puns

Now I'm gonna do the "smash mouth", I'll show you how
Meant I wanna and I'm gonna hit you, using my mouth
When I was told "sit up" so I must do sit-ups
I sleep on a "flower bed", made of tulips too
One day, I've hit my "niece", using my two knees
And piece-by-piece, add green paint 'round the cheddar to make "green cheese"
When I've heard the term "hippie", it must be a hippo
It's a mammal, like camels, what else should I know?

So don't insult me now or else I have to spaz out
Allow me to demonstrate, whatever you love or hate
When I've heard "how are you", I'll say how old I am
Don't get me stunned, you should obey more of Reptile's puns

It's no insult if I tried to "look to la luna"
You brought me a sandwich when I say give me "tuna"
I was provoked, is that a joke? I would focus on my folks
Came over and play a game of "hangman's chokehold"
But the next day, they say we're gonna have a "bad hair day"
So I would dye their hair purple in various shades
When I see a blue guy named "Smoke", non-smoking so far
I rather give him several boxes of Cuban cigars

So don't insult me now or else I have to spaz out
Allow me to demonstrate, whatever you love or hate
When I've heard "how are you", I'll say how old I am
Don't get me stunned, you should obey more of Reptile's puns
You should obey more of Reptile's puns
You should obey more of Reptile's puns
You should obey more of Reptile's puns
You should obey more of Reptile's puns