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Song Parodies -> "Hot Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Allstar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smashmouth

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Girl"

Parody Written by:

Bonnie B

The Lyrics

Hot Girl

Somebody once told me that I was gonna be lonely
I'm not the cutest girl on the block
But she was looking like a slut with her big mishaped butt
Now she can't tell me shit, cause I rock

Now the boys keep coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the bar, and I keep on running
Don't make sense not to have my fun
Life is short, gotta get you some

What do you see, looking at me?
A pushup bra and a pair of double dd's
I bet you'd never guess my real age
I'm a "late in life" superstar babe

CHORUS
Hey now, I'm a hot girl
Got my game on, go play
Hey now, I'm a hot girl
Gonna get my way
Now all these bitches look old
But not me, I broke the mold

I've always been a good girl but that's over
It's time to have my fun, now that I'm older
I've been out, already three times this week
With younger men, yeah, he's only twenty-three

When I was young, I tried to play by the rules
I dated the same boy all through high school
I turned around one day and he was gone
Ran off with my best friend, yeah, they done me wrong

CHORUS

Hey now, I'm a hot girl
Got my game on, go play
Hey now, I'm a hot girl
Gonna get my way
Now all these bitches look old
But not me, I broke the mold

Hey now, I'm a hot girl
Got my game on, go play
Hey now, I'm a hot girl
Gonna get my way
Now all these bitches look old
But not me, I broke the mold

Somebody once asked could I spare a some time to talk
They wanted to ask me for advice
And I said yes, you could use my help, just relax and be yourself
And a little cleavage is always nice


Now the boys keep coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the bar, and I keep on running
Don't make sense not to have my fun
Life is short, gotta get you some

What do you see, looking at me?
A pushup bra and a pair of double dd's
I bet you'd never guess my real age
I'm a "late in life" superstar babe

CHORUS

Hey now, I'm a hot girl
Got my game on, go play
Hey now, I'm a hot girl
Gonna get my way
Now all these bitches look old
But not me, I broke the mold

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LadyCleavage - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, a little ' cleavage ' always helps, Sir ! and a positive attitude, & a perky walk are paramount to the ' mount ' . . .
Bonnie B - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, LC. haha

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