Daddy's back and your his favorite daughter
Daddy's back and it's all for Henry J. Kotter
Daddy's back (Keep it down, I'm reading Harry Potter)
Daddy's back, have you been using Estee Lauder
It's a love love attack, it just went out but it's back
I do not want to brag, your moral fiber's intact
Have you gone out with that Hoffman hypocrite?
Never mind, let us kill all hippogriffs

So don't delay, act now, supply is running out
You've got, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you swallow there may be a tomorrow
But if the offers shun, you might as well be lookin' at the sun

Daddy's back, so I'll give you a pet otter
Daddy's back, pay a tribute to "Welcome Back, Kotter"
Daddy's back (Keep it down, I'm reading Harry Potter)
Daddy's back, so use the Estee Lauder
Then we were spellbound, some of us were hellbound
We were broke up, toked-up while we destructed playgrounds
Don't know the real meaning of "hypocrite"
But we need to execute that hippogriff

So don't delay, act now, supply is running out
You've got, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you swallow, there may be tomorrow
But if the offers shun, you might as well be lookin' at the sun

Daddy's back, and you're his favorite daughter
Daddy's back, so let's cook the 80-pound otter
Daddy's back (Keep it down, I'm reading Harry Potter)
Daddy's back so use the Estee Lauder
Now don't pay back, nude-slap, watch the world get poot-slapped
Hogwart news as of now, the school is under attack
When you try out for Quidditch, it takes a lot of focus
All students need to practice so much hocus-pocus

So don't delay, act now, supply is running out
You've got, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you swallow, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offers shun, you might as well be lookin' at the sun
You might as well be lookin' at the sun
You might as well be lookin' at the sun
You might as well be lookin' at the sun
You might as well be lookin' at the sun