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Song Parodies -> "Poke Star"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Poke Star"

Parody Written by:

Inuzaka666

The Lyrics

Note: boybrain is brain boy, a common used cheating device on the orignal games
Somebody once told me: Pokemon is for sissies
That it only was a fad
I was looking kind of dumb, in my room, tying to catch
all the Pokemon like the Prof. asked

Well, the games start coming and they don't stop coming
I’m trying to catch one but I just keep on running
Didn't make sense not to have none
I keep saving the game, want 251
So much to catch, so much to train
So why not go use the code on boybrain
You'll never know if you don't try
No lugia, so why don’t you cry

Hey now, you're an All Star, got your emerald game, go play
Hey now, you've got a rival star, fight gary, annnd may
And all that glitters is gold
Only crystal movies break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets cooler
You beat yellow now, wait 'til you get older
But everyday your peers hate your banter
Judging by the way you bragged about charmander

The choice in the game is getting pretty thin
The game’s not done but still you think you’ll win
My choice is fire, it was a gliches work,
use them all day long and you'll never eat pork

Hey now, you're an All Star, got your emerald game, go play
Hey now, you've gat a rival star, fight gary, annnd may
And all that glitters is gold
Only crystal movies break the mold

Somebody once asked:
'Can I take you to the dance?'
I need to get myself away from this place!
I can't dance! I'm stuck in a bed
I wanted to beat the four myself
But they just beat me instead...

Well, the games start coming and they don't stop coming
I’m trying to catch one but I just keep on running
Didn't make sense not to have none
I keep saving the game, want 251
So much to catch, so much to train
So why not go use the code on boybrain
You'll never know if you don't try
Ash-Try!
No lugia, so why don’t you cry

Hey now, you're an All Star, got your emerald game, go play
Hey now, you've gat a rival star, fight gary, annnd may
And all that glitters is gold
Only crystal movies break the mold

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Dylan Baranski - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing was kinda messy & I've never heard of Brain Boy before, but I like Pokémon & this is still an alright parody, so 3-3-3. If you like Pokémon, here's some good news: Pokémon Diamond & Pearl are coming out for Nintendo DS on April 24. I've been waiting so long for these! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan S. - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
BLEEEEAH...I, on the other hand, do NOT like Pukemon, and the pacing is sloppy in a couple of places. Meet "Pokehatr," critter #322(That's the score I'm giving)
Dylan Baranski - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Correction: It is coming out April 22, which is today.
Dylan Baranski - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, I can safely say that Pokémon Diamond is the BEST POKÉMON GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you like Pokémon, then pick up either Diamond or Pearl today! In regards to Jonathan S.: I hate to break it to ya, man, but I could beat the Pokémon "Pokehatr" with my Level 100 Blastoise.

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