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Song Parodies -> "We' re All Stars (Converse All Stars, that is)"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"We' re All Stars (Converse All Stars, that is)"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to all people who wear and love Converse All Stars Sneakers!
Somebody once told me
The world is gonna hold me
But first, I have to get me new shoes
See, my Sketchers are so fine
And my Nike's are divine
But yet, the prices give me the blues

So I get some Chucks
For less than forty bucks
In many different colors
They never get any duller
Red, white, blue, black, yellow, and green
They're the coolest sneakers that I've ever seen
So many picks, so many styles on my feet
They so cool to wear down the street
They're guranteed to make you wear a smile
'Cause they'll never gonna go out of style

CHORUS
Hey, Now! We wear All Stars
Hi or low top! Let's play!
Hey, now, Wear your All Stars
Run, walk, or hop! Hooray!
Who needs Nikes or Keds
Wearing your All Stars,
You'll turn all heads




It's so cool when
Someone see your feet
As you walk down
Avenue and streets
You make a new friend or mate
And you share your All Stars on a date
Mix 'em and match 'em
And you break them in
You wear All Stars?
In my club, you're in
I've got mines on, man
How 'bout yours
Wearing your All Stars
You'll never get bored

CHORUS
Instrumental
CHORUS

Now, people all love me
While others kinda snub me
Who care
We just all look and we laugh!
I said, "Hey, we're all All Stars
And with love and luck
We're gonna go far
And you all stink and to go take a baaaaaaaaaaaath!

So we get some Chucks
For less than forty bucks
In many different colors
They never get any duller
Red, white, blue, black, yellow, and green
They're the coolest sneakers that I've ever seen
So many picks, so many styles on our feet
They so cool to wear down the street
They're guaranteed to make you wear a smile
'Cause they'll never gonna go out of style

CHORUS


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MC2 - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah!!!! Chucks Rock!!! 5551
christi - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment
omg*osh* that was soooo hard. i played the original song(i know all the words basically) and tried to sing this version, i could never get the first line of the corous :(

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