Steel the town, take a bribe,
thank all the stars, your gunna do it again,
you're a liberal, you're the dumb, the stupid, raciest, idoits,
and New York's a stage, and the cash is ingraved,
and the bad years are here,
so take a bribe, just in time,
thank all the stars, your gunna pay them again,

The way that you are,
its just the way that you talk,
like a liberal babe,
and every single day you just get paid,
then the payroll comes

Take those gifts, keep them off,
bribe everybody, your gunna take them again,
you are their friend, their foe, you are the paparazzi,
you are the tragedian,
and New Yorks a faze, and New Yorks a craze,
and the end is near,
so take a bribe, just in time,
thank all the stars, your gunna pay them again,

The way that you are,
its just the way that you talk,
like a liberal babe,
and every single day you just get paid,
then the payroll comes

And when it comes, it moves so slow,
kinda like it's saying I told you so,
the payroll's gunna hurt!
And New York's a faze, and New Yorks a craze,
and the end is here,
so take a bribe, just in time,
thank all the stars, your gunna pay them again,

The way that you are,
its just the way that you talk,
like a liberal babe,
and every single day you just get paid,
then the payroll comes