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Song Parodies -> "Pawn Star"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Pawn Star"

Parody Written by:

Kristian

The Lyrics

have fun now you hear
Somebody once told me my job ain't gonna pay me
workin at mcdonalds will leave you dead
I was fellin kinda dumb so i got talkin to my mum
she said can you lend me some money for some bread

well I started up a shop that sold old stuff for money
I sold many tvs and cell phones funny
Didn't make sense to make dough for fun
some stuff its broken but some still run
So much to buy so much to sell
So what's wrong with livin in a junk hell
You'll never buy if you don't go
some stuffs just too good to throw


Hey now, you're a Pawn star, you money lender get paid
Hey now, you're a pawn star sell peoples trash every day
And all that you sell is old
Only shootin robbers gives you cashflow


It's a rat race, and they say it gets older
They're hockin items CDs and jewelery getting golder
But the Kmart men beg to differ
Judgin by the hole in my tv pictures
Quality appliance stock gettin real thin
Your Ataris getting old so why not cash in
My stock sells like fire, how about yours?
Cuz that's the way i sell it and i never get bored

Hey now, you're a Pawn star, this not a salvation army place
Hey now, you're a pawn star sell peoples trash every day
And all that you sell is old
Only shootin robbers gives you cashflow


Somebody once asked could I buy that old turntable
I need to listen to my vinyl 78s
I said yep, heres ya receipt, I could use cash on my plate
And we could all use a little change

Well, the sales start coming and they don't stop stopping
I sold me a Sega and an electric guitar

Didn't make sense just to sell cheap stuff
Some of it works but some of it sucks
So much to buy so much to sell
So what's wrong with livin in a junk hell
You'll never buy if you don't go
some stuffs just too good to throw

Hey now, you're a Pawn star, you money lender get paid
Hey now, you're a pawn star sell peoples trash every day
And all that you sell is old
Only shootin robbers gives you cashflow

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Diva - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute song and original topic! =) I like to window shop in thrift stores, sometimes there are good finds! Pawn shops sometimes are good places to find jewelry and silverware.
Static - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
We don't have any pawn shops around here. But I got a free video game system in a thrift shop. Same idea. 455
AussieBullDog - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing was off in places, but a good job with a pretty original idea.
Pincksnowflakes - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I really didn't like it at all. there is another parody on all star about eggs that is funnyer than this. Way funnyer.
Kristian - September 24, 2014 - Report this comment
thanks guys I'm going to do some more in the future it's been years but hearing the new Weird all album mandatory fun has rekindled my love for parodies... funny thing is that I'm now addicted to the "pawn" style shows on TV like pawn stars, hardcore pawn etc. so Ill think of other parodies in that mould

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