Song Parodies -> Retard
| Original Song Title: | "All Star" |
| Original Performer: | Smash Mouth |
| Parody Song Title: | "Retard" |
| Parody Written by: | KaiserMonkey |
Just a parody of the song, All Star that used to be popular. About a retarded dude.
Somebody once said
can you get a bigger head
as it is, it's as small as your IQ
since your skull is so hard
and you act like a retard
i can see why nobody will like you
well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
i hit you in the head and i hit the ground running
didn't make since not to act so dumb
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
nothing to do, nothing to see
so what's wrong with the IQ of dog pee?
you'll never know if you're a ho
you'll never shine if you don't blow
(chorus)
Hey now, you're a retard
you don't work hard, you're gay
Hey now, you can't think straight,
You act stupid all day
And all that sucks is in you
if you were a rock it would raise your IQ
you're a dumb guy, and they say you get dumber
you didn't do a single thing right all summer
and the men in white coats gave you gloom
'cause they made you stay in your locked, padded room
The brain you have, is getting pretty small
yesterday you ran into a brick wall
your world's retarded, that's your fate
but it would be much better for you if you were straight
(chorus)
Somebody once said
can you get a bigger head
as it is, it's as small as your IQ
since your skull is so hard
and you act like a retard
i can see why nobody will like you
well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
i hit you in the head and i hit the ground running
didn't make since not to act so dumb
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
nothing to do, nothing to see
so what's wrong with the IQ of dog pee?
you'll never know if you're a ho
you'll never shine if you don't blow
(repeat chorus)
can you get a bigger head
as it is, it's as small as your IQ
since your skull is so hard
and you act like a retard
i can see why nobody will like you
well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
i hit you in the head and i hit the ground running
didn't make since not to act so dumb
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
nothing to do, nothing to see
so what's wrong with the IQ of dog pee?
you'll never know if you're a ho
you'll never shine if you don't blow
(chorus)
Hey now, you're a retard
you don't work hard, you're gay
Hey now, you can't think straight,
You act stupid all day
And all that sucks is in you
if you were a rock it would raise your IQ
you're a dumb guy, and they say you get dumber
you didn't do a single thing right all summer
and the men in white coats gave you gloom
'cause they made you stay in your locked, padded room
The brain you have, is getting pretty small
yesterday you ran into a brick wall
your world's retarded, that's your fate
but it would be much better for you if you were straight
(chorus)
Somebody once said
can you get a bigger head
as it is, it's as small as your IQ
since your skull is so hard
and you act like a retard
i can see why nobody will like you
well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
i hit you in the head and i hit the ground running
didn't make since not to act so dumb
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
nothing to do, nothing to see
so what's wrong with the IQ of dog pee?
you'll never know if you're a ho
you'll never shine if you don't blow
(repeat chorus)
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I find this rather offensive and unfunny. I apologize for being so PC, but mental illness is still nothing to make fun of.
I agree with you. Nobody deserves to be called a retard. I hope you rethink your next song dumb@$$
Ahem. What if you were mental. Would you like it if someone made fun of you in a dumb parody? Huh? What if you could give up your life to give life to 2 mental children?
Would you? Hmmmmm. That's a no! If you were 61 years old and to sacrifice your life for 1 mental child, would you? What if you gave up one year in your life to have a baby born that was mental, but he/she turned out to be a theif, but later on was a paster of a church when he/she was 35 years old? Oh, forgot to say, I gave u 1,1,1!
Would you? Hmmmmm. That's a no! If you were 61 years old and to sacrifice your life for 1 mental child, would you? What if you gave up one year in your life to have a baby born that was mental, but he/she turned out to be a theif, but later on was a paster of a church when he/she was 35 years old? Oh, forgot to say, I gave u 1,1,1!
Wow, ok, now I know never to make any jokes in front of you tightasses.
A.T.A.R.L.C.A.(Against the annoying retard loving Candy Asses) - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn candy asses its just a parody its not like he(or she) is killing a sped(special education)! Anyways I think this is a funny parody!
i thought this was very funny and almost perect compared to the other stupid parodies on this site
you people need to seriouslt lighten up. This song is funny as hell and had me on the ground laughing.
Oh yeah and Tinkleheimer Also F.M.D.P. said that you shouldn't call people retards, but then turned around and called the author of this a dumb ass. I think you're contradicting yourself there, buddy.
its funny, but kinda mean. i mean, not THAT mean, just kinda mean.
M.A.J.B.I.W.T.K.G. (more acronyms just because i want to keep going) - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Yah, mon. Make fun of assholes--it's their own fault they suck. Retards were born that way, and i'm sure they didn't ask God to do it. This song just makes it clear that you are one of the former, and it wasn't even funny or well paced at all. *flip off and turn around*
To TJ Spindler: You used the wrong homophone in your acronym; it should be "Retarded ones are people too."
I think this song is good, but you lost the beat a little bit.
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