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Song Parodies -> "Ma-Gus"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smashmouth

Parody Song Title:

"Ma-Gus"

Parody Written by:

Jeishii Kanzaki

The Lyrics

Hehehe =) I love Dragonlance, and I couldn't help but write this little parody in honor of the Heroes of the Lance! I LOVE RAISTLIN!! RAAAAH!
Raistlin:
My brother once told me
He'd walk the dark path with me
I told him he was messed up in the head
Now, my brother's kinda dumb
His brain is kinda numb
He has a stamp that says "VOID" on his forehead

Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the lich and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for magic, hun
I am smart but Caramon's dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the dark streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

the Companions:
Hey now, you're a Magus
Get your robes on, go play
Hey now, you're a God now
Get the Cataclysm on, get paid

And Raistlin's skin is gold
There's a lotta power in the staff that he holds

Tika (to Raist):
Your Tower is a cold place and they say it gets colder
You're huddled up now
Wait 'til you get older
But the liches within beg to differ
Judging by the ghosties I see in this picture

Tanis:
Dalamar says you're getting pretty thin
But then judging by your form
You've always been slim
My world's on fire, how about yours
And did I ever tell you Kitiara's a whore?

the Companions:
Hey now, you're a Magus
Get your robes on, go play
Hey now, you're a God now
Get the Cataclysm on, get paid

And Raistlin's skin is gold
There's a lotta power in the staff that he holds

Go for the whole sep
Go for the whole sep
Go for the whole sep
Go, go, go, go for the whole sep

the Companions:
Hey now, you're a Magus
Get your robes on, go play
Hey now, you're a God now
Get the Cataclysm on, get paid

And Raistlin's skin is gold
There's a lotta power

Raistlin:
Somebody once asked
What did I have against Tas
I said I just want him far away from this place

Tas:
I said yep
What a concept
I could use a magic myself
Look! I have a kender spoon of change (er, turning)

Raistlin:
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the lich and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for magic, hun
I am smart but Caramon's dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the dark streets
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

the Companions:
Hey now, you're a Magus
Get your robes on, go play
Hey now, you're a God now
Get the Cataclysm on, get paid

And Raistlin's skin is gold
There's a lotta power in the staff that he holds

And Raistlin's skin is gold
There's a lotta power in the staff that he holds
Original lyrics (c) SmashmouthNew lyrics (c) Jamie "Jeishii Kanzaki" CarlsonFind more stuff by Jeishii at her fanfiction.net account

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