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Song Parodies -> "Pop Stars"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smashmouth

Parody Song Title:

"Pop Stars"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

Somebody once told me Aguilera's gonna be
The next best thing since sliced bread
She was a just a teeny weenie singing 'bout a genie
With a cute nose and prominent forehead

Well the hits start coming and they don't stop coming
Sick of the tunes so I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense to listen to tripe
These stupid pop songs get overripe
So what's the deal with young Britney
So what's wrong with the Boys of Backstreet
You oughtta know they are a bore
You've head all these same songs before

Please no younger pop stars
They are getting so lame
Please no more young pop stars
They are in the tenth grade
And though their albums get sold
Who'll know these pop stars when they're old?

It's a cool song but it quickly gets older
It'd help if the lyrics were just a bit bolder
But the music biz men beg to differ
Judging by the old songs they remake and pilfer
The dumb pop songs are getting overplayed
I know ya'll think it so I might as well say it
I listen to Monkees and Peter Tork
That's the music I buy and I never get Bjork

Please no younger pop stars
They are getting so lame
Please no more young pop stars
They're way under thirty
And though their albums get sold
Who'll know these pop stars when they're old?

Hey now you're a pop star
Be a lame-o go sing
Hey now you're a flop star
Now you can't do a thing
And though your albums get sold
Who'll know you're a star when you're old?

Somebody once asked could I spare a bit of cash,
I need to buy a CD of Britney Spears
I said "Nope, I don't think so
I could use a little cash myself
And we would all like to ring her ears

Well the hits start coming and they don't stop coming
Sick of the tunes so I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense to listen to tripe
These stupid pop songs get overripe
So what's the deal with young Britney
So what's wrong with the Boys of Backstreet
You oughtta know they are a bore (bore)
Yet fans endorse them once more

Please no younger pop stars
They are getting so lame
Please no more young pop stars
They are in the tenth grade
And though their albums get sold
Who'll know these pop stars when they're old?
And though their albums get sold
Who'll know these pop stars when they're old?

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