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Song Parodies -> "Tingle(The Queer Elf)"

Original Song Title:

"Bullet With Butterfly Wings"

Original Performer:

Smashing Pumpkins

Parody Song Title:

"Tingle(The Queer Elf)"

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

For those of you who haven't played Nintendo's Legend of Zelda games, you won't have a clue as to what this song is about. As for those of you who have and hate Tingle, enjoy!
The world is a queer elf,
sent to act really gay.
Sell's crappy maps.
Dance's like Michael Stipe.
And what do we get,
instead of a Keebler Elf?
A stupid queer elf.
Why must he be so gay?

PreChorus: Even now we know,
Tingle's a homo.
He can't get no ho's,
just gigolo's.

Chorus: Despite all you say,
Tingle will and shall always be gay.
Despite all you say ,
Tingle will and shall always be gay.
For someone who's lost,
and can never, ever be straight.
Despite all you say,
Tingle will and shall always be gay.

Now we beg you,
please leave us alone.
We will not give you,
any fellatio.
So what do you want?
You won't change.
And what do you got?
Why must you be so gay?

PreChorus and Chorus

Finishing Chorus:
Thank God he's the only one.
Thank God there's no other one.
Thank God that he has no son.
Tell him he's the queerish one.
Thank God he's an only son,
for you.

Chorus and Finishing Chorus

And I still believe he will always be gay.
(Repeat 3X)

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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wdh - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
A good song, but it doesn't go correctly with the new game, the Wind Waker. Tingle DOES have sons and brothers. Try hanging around Tingle Island.
A.E. Waite - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Was this written by a 10 year old? One of the lamest parodies I've seen in a while.
Michael Stipe - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is great. Tingle makes me Tingle. Good parody to the sthilly Sthalad tosser.
A.E. Waite - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Wait I just realized, the reason I don't like this song is because Tingle is my secret lover. Sorry.
Enough - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Enough gay-bashing already.
ray_man - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
extremly funny
bob - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
lol this is awesome but as someone else said tingle does have brothers

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