Song Parodies -> Halo 3
| Original Song Title: | "Cherub Rock" |
| Original Performer: | Smashing Pumpkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "Halo 3" |
| Parody Written by: | Ad Nauseum |
I don't like Halo. I don't have much of a choice but to play it when I go over my cousins house... I wrote this in my head whilst playing the game (and listenting to pretty geeky guys talk on X-Box Live...)
Frag them...
Snipe him...
Doesn't matter which team you play on
'Cause I know
How to Tea-Bag, how to float
Don't get old
Who wants
Pistols?
As long as I got my sniper?
Who want them pistols?
Players...
Unite
Get in line for a big fight you little noobs*
Beware
COD** thinks they are the new best
But deep down
We're the greatest game of all
No one cares...
Who wants
Real lives?
As long as we got some X-Box
Who wants a real life?
Duke it out
Duke it out
Duke it out
Tell me all of the cheat codes
Can't help but use them all, I suck
Tell me all of your hacks, please
I know, I know, I know
That these are a little old
Who wants
Girlfriends?
As long as we got some Halo?
Who wants the girlfriends?
Second round!
Second round!
Second round!
Snipe him...
Doesn't matter which team you play on
'Cause I know
How to Tea-Bag, how to float
Don't get old
Who wants
Pistols?
As long as I got my sniper?
Who want them pistols?
Players...
Unite
Get in line for a big fight you little noobs*
Beware
COD** thinks they are the new best
But deep down
We're the greatest game of all
No one cares...
Who wants
Real lives?
As long as we got some X-Box
Who wants a real life?
Duke it out
Duke it out
Duke it out
Tell me all of the cheat codes
Can't help but use them all, I suck
Tell me all of your hacks, please
I know, I know, I know
That these are a little old
Who wants
Girlfriends?
As long as we got some Halo?
Who wants the girlfriends?
Second round!
Second round!
Second round!
* I know the original song, and it always sounded to me like this line had less syllables. Well, lyric sites said otherwise and I noticed Corgan says some stuff real soft there. Just something to keep in my when voting for pacing. ** COD = Call of Duty. Just in case you don't follow video games very much.
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