not my reflection, just a dirty mirror
there's more beauty, in my face
I'm too handsome, more than the egyptians
I should be the official face of GAP
so save some spray, cuz I know later you might need it
I'll wear tight jeans cuz I'm a man
I'm gonna be a star

see, the prize's for me
cuz it's all about beauty,yeah, yeah
see, the prize's for me

beauty is happiness and happiness is coolness
and coolness is "V.I.P.ness" and god is beautiful
just like me

I'm not overrated, should be ranked higher
you must worship me, I'm your highness

bullshit models fakers, already got a lipo
fashion rules just because I'm on it

I never had a doubt that I was gonna be a winner
I never let down anyone , no no

(hair dryer solo).

you blame yourself for not being beautiful
I blame myself for not having boobs

See, the prize's for me
cuz it's not brain what you need
see, the prize's for me
see, I won... little monkeys