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Song Parodies -> "Puberty"

Original Song Title:

"Purity"

Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"Puberty"

Parody Written by:

Frenchfry

The Lyrics

this wont be very good...
acne....uncontroalable acne...
grease creats this waste of a human being
Back away form this pizza face on the verge of drastic ways
cant escape this phase.... i deny this is my face
sweat gets in my ears, i think im slowly mutilating

put me in a doctors office
put me in a doctors office
someone help me please, all i see is grease
i can hardly breath and i can hardly clean it

HANDS ON MY FACE OVER REACTING I HATE ACNE

lost...in my maze of pimples....hearing laughter...one popped
cleaning the mess up, the squirt out gross white stuff
Pimples...all around me, gross, greasy, pizza face
i am not a pimple but im the one your popping

put me in a doctors office
put me in a doctors office
some one pop me please, i can hardly breath
i am fucking tired, im fuckign getting a dermotologist

HANDS ON MY FACE OVER REACTING I HATE ACNE

you all stare but you'll never see the acne without me
you all stare but you'll never see the acne without me
you all stare but you'll never see the acne without me
There is soemthign inside me
something called horomones that i despise
despise

pop me- clean me- help- i am
willing and able but never gogin to over come this
knowledge cant even help my pain
who said hell was a phase?
Sympathy, out of my way!
i cant be acene free
i cant be
i cant be
acne free

you all stare but you'll never see the acne without me
you all stare but you'll never see the acne without me

PUBERTY
PUBERTY
PUBERTY
wow, that sucked
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Pacing: 2.7
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Overall Rating: 2.7
Total Votes: 12

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glitter - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid, they need to get a life and stop being idiots! it was completely useless and no help to anyone!
what40 - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
that was horrible
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Somebody needs to learn that alot more happens during puberty then acne. ALOT more.
bioeiehjferi - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
STUPED!!
mindless - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
AWWW, did you really suffered that much.... WHAT A STUPID SUBJECT, PUBERTY. THE MOST OF US ARE THROUGH.
Hot babe - November 18, 2009 - Report this comment
SHUT UP MINDLESS...u dont even kno wat puberty is, so shut ur mindless mouth up.
mike - November 19, 2012 - Report this comment
yeah

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