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Song Parodies -> "Serve And Feed"

Original Song Title:

"Wait And Bleed"

Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"Serve And Feed"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

I see the orders come to me
Its time for cooking all the beef
My fryers turned on frying deep
In the kitchen I serve and feed

Cooking!
I'm getting orders for all the hot dogs and hamburgs
Fish and chips and a shrimp scampi
I gotta get mustard for the angry customers
I'm busy frying all the dairy meats
Now I need milkshakes
And a couple of cold beers
Turn the oven down its so very hot
I got too much work i'm gonna start a fire
I need some employees cuz

I see the orders come to me
Its time for cooking all the beef
My fryers turned on frying deep
In the kitchen I serve and feed

Come on, old women coming through
And they are hungry!
So very hungry, there orders coming up
They want a platter
I am so pissed I better get a good pay

I see the orders come to me
Its time for cooking all the beef
My fryers turned on frying deep
In the kitchen I serve and feed

Cooking!
Another chicken wing
I gotta fry this wing
They'll eat the flesh and bones
And then go bitch to me

I see the orders come to me
Its time for cooking all the beef
My fryers turned on frying deep
In the kitchen I serve and feed

Food waits for you!


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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.6

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MrMacphisto - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... This is what Slipknot should be doing instead of making music...
Mikey Boy - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Lol i agree with u but i kinda like their music even though u cant understand anything their saying
TheHeartlessOne - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
very good pacing, but not that funny.. still, a very very good parody, congrads
mindless - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah sucka I know you have a hard job at Burger King but we don't care and leave Slipknot outta your daily problems: Sir do you want a big coke or a milkshake. poor sucka...sob....sob AND COULD SOM√ČONE NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THERE WERE SINGING? CLEAR ENGLISH!!!
I don't like the name mindless - September 02, 2007 - Report this comment
hahahahahhaha! sorry about that! I was drunk !
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