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Song Parodies -> "iPhone-less"

Original Song Title:

"Eyeless"

Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"iPhone-less"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Hey, am I the every mother and father with an iPhone
Problems made is that I don't give a fish
Corey, here's an iPhone just for you
Don't throw it that's all I can't tell you

You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's cock
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's cock
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's cock

Last one, I am the last one to kill
Who gives a fish, I've got an iPhone anyway
Corey, Beth, here are 79 just for you
Don't give a toss, I'm not Steve Jobs

You can't see an iPhone with Beth Orton's cock
You can't see an iPhone with Beth Orton's cock
You can't see an iPhone with Beth Orton's cock
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's cock

It's all up her ass
It's all in my ass
It's all in my ass
It's all in my arse

Am I insane - iPhones came out in 2008 when everybody whinged about the motherfucking financial crisis
But without Steve Jobs, there'll be nothing

You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's dong
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's dong
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's dong
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's dong

(Beth Orton voice): Aaaaaaaaaaaargggggh

Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new

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qwerty - November 04, 2016 - Report this comment
I'd say Fack just earned himself yet another six month ban .... Or should we wait for The Fack-man to post a few more degenerate pieces of crap before we ban him
Glennis - November 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Talentless, pervo wanker, sod off.
SGT Joe Friday - November 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Just the facts, ma'am...

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