-> "iPhone-less"
Original Song Title:
"Eyeless"
Parody Song Title:
"iPhone-less"
The Lyrics
Hey, am I the every mother and father with an iPhone
Problems made is that I don't give a fish
Corey, here's an iPhone just for you
Don't throw it that's all I can't tell you
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's cock
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's cock
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's cock
Last one, I am the last one to kill
Who gives a fish, I've got an iPhone anyway
Corey, Beth, here are 79 just for you
Don't give a toss, I'm not Steve Jobs
You can't see an iPhone with Beth Orton's cock
You can't see an iPhone with Beth Orton's cock
You can't see an iPhone with Beth Orton's cock
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's cock
It's all up her ass
It's all in my ass
It's all in my ass
It's all in my arse
Am I insane - iPhones came out in 2008 when everybody whinged about the motherfucking financial crisis
But without Steve Jobs, there'll be nothing
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's dong
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's dong
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's dong
You can't see an iPhone without Beth Orton's dong
(Beth Orton voice): Aaaaaaaaaaaargggggh
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new clit
Look her in my brand new
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