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Song Parodies -> "Wait and Freeze"

Original Song Title:

"Wait and Bleed"

Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"Wait and Freeze"

Parody Written by:

Eric Pursley

The Lyrics

I've felt the air ice up in me
I kick the snow right off of my feet
I'm sitting here where you can see
Standing outside I wait and freeze


I've felt the air ice up in me
I kick the snow right off of my feet
I'm sitting here where you can see
Standing outside I wait and freeze


OUTSIDE!!!!!


Why am I out here now, the air is cold at this time
Everything is really COLD to me
my nose is turning blue, one of my ears just fell off
Now why are you doing this to me
I shiver and I shake
Why the Hell am I out here
leaving me out here is very wrong
I'm really getting cold, I really do not like this
hope it's a dream, not reality


I've felt the air ice up in me
I kick the snow right off of my feet
I'm sitting here where you can see
Standing outside I wait and freeze


Unlock that door cuz I don't like this
and I can not fight this
I am freezing, and I can't get in the door
I just sit here
my arms have turned blue, and it's takin' my life away


I've felt the air ice up in me
I kick the snow right off of my feet
I'm sitting here where you can see
Standing outside I wait and freeze


I've felt the air ice up in me
I kick the snow right off of my feet
I'm sitting here where you can see
Standing outside I wait and freeze


OUTSIDE!!!!!


I'm still sitting outside
You havent let me in
I'm really really cold
that fire looks really nice
I'm still sitting outside
You havent let me in
I'm really really cold
that fire looks really nice


I've felt the air ice up in me
I kick the snow right off of my feet
I'm sitting here where you can see
Standing outside I wait and freeze


I've felt the air ice up in me
I kick the snow right off of my feet
I'm sitting here where you can see
Standing outside I wait and freeze


I can't wait for you!!!


I'm still sitting outside
You havent let me in
I'm really really cold
that fire looks really nice
I'm still sitting outside
You havent let me in
I'm really really cold
that fire looks really nice


I've felt the air ice up in me
I kick the snow right off of my feet
I'm sitting here where you can see
Standing outside I wait and freeze


I've felt the air ice up in me
I kick the snow right off of my feet
I'm sitting here where you can see
Standing outside I wait and freeze

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