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Song Parodies -> "Gimli"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss Me"

Original Performer:

Sixpence none the richer

Parody Song Title:

"Gimli"

Parody Written by:

The Thought Police

The Lyrics

Another LOTR-themed parody,and this one's all about the Dwarf with the axe!
Gimli,chop up the Orcish army
Quickly,go kick some mean,green @$$
Swing,swing, swing your deadly axe
"Leggy"keeps the score and he'll watch your back

Oh,Gimli,we need someone to fight at-
Helms Deep,and even Pellinor
Lift your sharpened blade
Lop off those heads and strike the Uruk-Hai dead
Elven guy's counting-
Go Gimli !

Gimli,cut down the Uruk shock troops
Bring me another orcs severed head
Swing,swing, swing again your axe
Elf is up to 94,you're at 26

Oh,Gimli,we someone to fight at-
Helms Deep,and even Pellinor
Lift your sharpened blade
Lop off those heads and strike the Uruk-Hai dead
Elven guy's counting-
Go Gimli !
Before now,i had no idea that this song was so short-but then again,so is the subject matter...

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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LOL - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny!
pickle - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
They say a little can add up to a lot!
Ashkicksass - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job TTP! "Elf is up to 94, you're at 26" made me LOL.
The Thought Police - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks LOL,pickle,and Ashkicksass, the 94-26 line was my favorite,too !
Arwen - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
hehehe...Gimli is totally underappreciated...and therefore totally deserving of this fabulous work! 5s, TTP!! =)
Tolkien Police - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Just for future reference, it's Pelenor, not Pellinor. That was a clever parody nonetheless. I gave you all 5's just for doing a song about Gimli.
Serafina - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job. I heard the original song on the radio in my car this morning. Anyway, 5-5-5.
The Thought Police - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen,praise from your Elven majesty is always a welcome sight ; ) TP ,thanks for the comments,I always thought it was about time the Dwarf had a turn under the AmIRight spotlight. Serafina,thanks for the score -every time I remeber hearing the original,I always seems a lot longer than written. Thanks again,all !
Arwen - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh stop...now you're making me blush! ; )
Adam Eccleshall - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantastic! I loved this. 5's :-)
The Thought Police - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
And thanks also to you ,Adam!

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