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Song Parodies -> "M.D."

Original Song Title:

"Kiss Me"

Original Performer:

Sixpence None The Richer

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Scott No Last Name Given

The Lyrics

Knowledge that I've stored inside my head
College was ten full years of strife
But now, I'm in the Hall of Fame
I graduated and then I became oh

M.D. Makin' lots of unearned money
Profit from looking up your nose
Use my stethoscope
Make sure it's cold before I put it on your back
So you're freezing
I'm M.D.

M.D. Since I received my degree
I like when I pray on the weak
They see my pre-framed Ph.D.
And soon I'm diagnosing allergies oh

M.D. I've found some cool viruses
I've cured a lot of chicken pox
"Stay in bed" I'll say
And then I'll charge you for everything that you're
Worth when you're leaving
I'm M.D.

Oh M.D. I prescribe medicine for
Your faults I'm rolling in the dough
I can get rich quick
I own a mansion in Oahu 'cause I'm working there, too
I'm M.D. I'm M.D. I'm M.D.

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