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Song Parodies -> "Fifty (50 cent)"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss Me"

Original Performer:

Six Pence None The Richer

Parody Song Title:

"Fifty (50 cent)"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

i hate 50 cent. 50 cent smells like cheese. and he has funny teeth. not that i haved perfect teeth. 50 cent looks like spongebob when he smiles tho, which is rare enough becz ...welll he just doesnt smile. he knows he sucks and that saddens him.
Fifty sings songs about short people
G-Unit is a gay, gay band
Suck, suck
Suck like an empty vacuum
You wear those armbands I will wear some pants

CHORUS
Oh, Fifty his pants are never too tight
Lead me out on the moonlit flo
I Can't understand
Stuff that your band sings make the slutty whores dance
Candy shop's censored
That's Fifty

Can't sing he can't even rap good,
Young Buck shot someone last year
But fifty, still gave him G-Unit hats
They'll sing a song but really its just crap

CHORUS

Oh, Shorty, what's a stupid shorty ?
The club's goin' outta contro
Mobb depp's with his band
They sound stupid but it makes the girls dance
Magic stick's nasty,
That's Fifty

Ollie- via, she has a fake nose,
She has no significance,
But she still stands there
Dancing like a freak that no one really likes
Window Shoppa
Is Fifty

Yes, Fifty
G-Unit
Oh, Mobb Depp
and if you even think to leave a "I LOVE 50 CENT" comment, i will track you down and GUT YOU LIKE A FISHY!!mmkay rate it plz :) lol

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Alternate Universe Bertram - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
444. This was a very good parody, a snap at an artist. I always like it when people write parodies about artists, though I see no connection between Fifty and Sixpence. But there needn't be. This was loads of fun.
Huff - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Same here. Pacing was a bit off and not hillarious, but funny all the same. 444 as well.
Stinky Marshmellow - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks...lol this is the result of me + 12:00 am + nothing to do...i was partially insane...er that night/morning and i did this...without the lyrics!! i played the song and i think it worked better that way... thanks for the comments and rating!!

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