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Song Parodies -> "Baby Got Mask"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sir Mix-a-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Got Mask"

Parody Written by:

Kim McCarthy

The Lyrics

Another one from 2021. This took about 2 months to write and the day after I shared it I think every mask requirement was dropped.
Oh, my, God Becky, look at that mask
It is so big…

I like big masks and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girls wearing an extender interlaced
With that round thing on her face
She’s got hung, got it pulled up snug
'Cause you notice that nose was stuffed
Deep in the seams she's wearing
I'm hooked that she can't stop caring
Oh baby, I want to convince ya
To share your sticha’
My homeboys are encouragin’
But that mask you got looks (like a surgeon’s)
Mine’s, crumpled too thin
You say you want it hidin’ my chin?
Well, you confused me
'Cause you ain't that average newsie
I won’t be chancin’
Those germs advacnin’
So let’s, get
Your hands lathered up good and wet
I'm tired of all the memes
Sayin' flat curves aren’t a thing
Take that Fauci doctor and ask him that
Just gotta wear them masks
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Is your girl's face cloaked somewhat? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to make it (make it) make it (make it)
Make that health a must
Baby got mask (N-95 on the face real smoothly)

Baby got mask (N-95 on the face real smoothly)

I like 'em round, and thick
Cause I’m not goin’ get sick
If I can help myself, not actin' all irrational
Just dressed like vandals
Now ‘til you get home
You should, double-up, ugh, ugh
We’re all dressin’ like Cowboys
'Cause newly sewn masks ain’t made as toys
Don’t want 'em fit small or loosely
So hide that two day stubble
Mask-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for some peace from my bubble
So I'm googlin’ YouTube videos
Don’t need thimbles watchin’ them sew
You can keep masks simple
I'll keep my sewin’ all crimpled
Don’t wear so tight to cause blistas, I’d wanna acquit ya
I want it to fit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I’m kinda stuck
You won’t keep it on
Baby you still wear it wrong
A lot of folks won't like this song
'Cause them punks want to whine it’s not fitting
And want to get their way
It’s been on, for too long
We all want to get these stitches gone
So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
If you want to roll without the scabies (Yeah)
Then put it on, wear it out
Make the white boys start to pout
Baby got mask

Baby got mask
Yeah, baby, when it comes to face masks
Cosmo ain't got nothin'
To do with my selection
Barely Fits, partly worn, dirty stich
Ha ha, only if there’s 5 free

So your girls been workin’ on the, masks with patterns that you’re fond of
I’m fond of not havin’ on make up that your masks in front of
I really kinda must have one
That truly just stuns, hon
You can do sequins and glitter
But please don't use weird cuts
Some brothers want to play that hard role
And tell you that the masks a toll
Gotta wash it and clean it
You don’t use it once and just leave it
Your favorite masks a cat
I could be down with that
'Cause your face is small and the curves are stickin’
And I'm thinkin' bout pickin’
Up some new clothes, frames, and the new vaccine
I won’t miss new things
Hang with my sista, I really missed her
She screams so folks don’t kiss her
Some knuckleheads got real pissed
'Cause his mask wearin’s amiss
He had germs but he chose to share 'em
And I pull masks up to impair 'em
So ladies, if your mask is round,
And you wanna hang out downtown,
Dial 1-900-MASKALOT
And stop them nasty drops
Baby got mask

Baby got mask

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