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Song Parodies -> "Ballad of Kwame Kilpatrick"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

Original Performer:

Sir Mix-a-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Ballad of Kwame Kilpatrick"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I wrote this as a limerick about our fallen mayor. But hey, it was based upon a song, so here it is.
I like big butts & I cannot lie!
Some other lady's ample thigh
puts spice in life
more than my wife,
who be giving me the evil eye.

Now the prosecutor's charging me
and my lawyer wants an up front fee.
Detroit ain't bright
and so I might
take some money & get off scot-free.

Now, I thought me up a righteous plan
using my exonerate'n tan.
Praise God Almighty!
I'll blame Whitey!
So the jury sticks it to the man.

Well, the judge was pretty mean today.
He felt dissed when I refused to pay.
He pounded his hammer,
said, "five in the slammer!"
I just hope my cellmate is not gay.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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