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Song Parodies -> "Baby Went Crap"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

Original Performer:

Sir Mix-a-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Went Crap"

Parody Written by:

Bryan and Joseph Podwys

The Lyrics

Youtube 'Baby Got Back' Parody Video Feel free to share! It's actually a parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's 'Baby Got Back' and 'My Hooptie' as well as a few cameo appearances by other songs.
I wipe poopy butts and I cannot lie,
Them big brothers can't deny
When the girl walks in with a stinky brown waste,
In her diaper, that's my place,
To hit the scene, gonna' wipe that butt clean,
With a wipe, double up, wipe, wipe,
I like 'em wet and soapy,
Cleans a butt right like her momma told me,
Stuck in a rut, say what,
Just wipe that poopy butt,
Baby went crap

My little man crawling, diaper dragging,
Laying down streaks and my girl keeps nagging:
I wipe the butts while you're off working,
And when you get home you best be observing,
That I need you right here now on the floor,
Cuz the baby's kicking his legs out of control,
I got the cross-legged position,
So I can accomplish my impossible mission,
To wipe that big mess,
Before he gets his hands up in this business,
You can't touch this,
Baby went crap.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   2
 4   1
 5   9

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Cody Slusher - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Gross but funny. 555.
Mark Scotti - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
EXTRA large pampers needed. Size 555!!!
Christie Marie M - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Changing diapers is one of the sickest jobs in America next to cleaning up after your dog! I echo all comments above! Changed 555 diapers for this one!
Old Man Ribber - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
At last! A "change" we can believe in! ;D
Fiddlegirl - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
The theme is universal! (OMR-- you're too funny)
Bryan - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments all... especially OMR! My wife loved that one.
Abbott Skelding - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: Sorry, but I really don't like parodies of half songs...this seems like its more in the style of "Baby Got Back". Nice idea, but it would be better if the whole song was done. 333
DJ Blaze - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: Pretty decent. I found some pacing errors, but it is still very funny. 534.
DJ Blaze - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Oops, I meant 354. I always get pacing/funny mixed up!
Medemia - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Reading the intro I was expecting to get lost some but I didn't have time It is a good fragment, funny, I'd like to see you finish it.
Mark Scotti - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - I s#it myself laughing!!!
Bryan - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for all your comments. It is finished how it is -- it was always about doing the video -- I wouldn't want you to get bored if I made it too long ;). Just to clear things up a bit, the first half is a parody of 'Baby Got Back' and the second half is a parody of 'My Hooptie' with some cameo lines from a couple other songs thrown in.
Guy - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Joseph - Diaper duty duty is not like it's fresh and fruity. You did double duty on this one with the collision of the two songs. What can I say - it may be chopped but it works.
Peter Andersson - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Please, only full songs for SOTM.
Matthias - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Fully agree with Peter Andersson a half written song is almost as bad as a half written com----
Leo Keough - August 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny idea and video, but incomplete vs. OS.
bobpiecheese - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Scat parodies are an aquired taste (...eurgh), one which I'm only half-used to. Speaking of which, parodying only part of a song is not good. And the combo of two different songs will only confuse people. Better luck next time.
Below Average Dave - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I am sorry, but a parody of a song this epic and this well known HAS to be completed. I read your reasoning for not completing it and I have to say, that it's one thing to cut part of the song, but this doesn't represent hardly any of it. I am not at all bothered by scat parodies, but I don't really feel this was really a big effort. Please consider spending more time next time out and completing your works, it's not that this is bad--but it's way incomplete.
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
While I don't have anything against scatological parodies (hell, I've written enough s***ty ones myself), this one had one or two fun subs for the original lines, but not much else.. and it didn't even fill up the whole song.

But.. please don't let this put you off - as Dave says, what's there is not bad, but (especially if you're wanting to compete in SOTM) enough effort to complete the whole song is definitely required.

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