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Song Parodies -> "Baby Got Garth"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

Original Performer:

Sir Mix-A-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Got Garth"

Parody Written by:

Maghon Barkley

The Lyrics

please enjoy...sit back and enjoy the ride.
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at Garth Brooks
He is so hot. ugh! He looks like,
one of those cowboys best friends.
But,ugh! y'know, who understands those cowboys? *Ugh!
They only talk to him, because,
she looks like a total sex pistol, 'kay?
I mean, Garth, he's just so cool. Ugh!
I can't believe it's just so hot, it's like,
out there, I mean uh! fine. Look!
He's just so...HOT!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like Garth Brooks and I can not lie
You other cowboys can't deny
That when Ronnie Dunn walks in with an really cool song
And a good thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up Clint
'Cause you notice that song was sung
Deep in the voice he's singin
I'm hooked and I can't stop laughin
Oh Alan, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your pictcha
My cowboys tried to warn me
But John Rich's songs make
Ooh, Garth-o-licious
You say you wanna get in my Ford?
Well, use Clint, use Dean
'Cause you ain't that average cowboy
I've seen them dancin'
T'Clint with romancin'
it's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a Alan hit
I'm tired of Brooks and Dunn
Sayin' Garth hits are the thing
Take the average Garth fan and ask him that
I gotta pack much back
So, cowboys! (Yeah!) cowboys! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the song? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Sing it!) Sing it! (Sing it!)
Sing that sexy song!
Baby got Garth!

(Garth Brooks fan with a Texas booty)
Baby got Garth!
(Garth Brooks fan with a Texas booty)

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em cool, and good
And when they're throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, Garth's actin' like an animal
Now here's Clint's scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout John Rich
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want John real hot and sexy
So find that juicy double
Michael Britt's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that cd
So I'm lookin' at Garth videos
KNOCK KNEED a**holess walkin' like dopes
You can have them a**holes
I'll keep my cowboy like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul shakers, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or smack that
But I gotta be good when I say I wanna (oooooh)
Til the break of morn
Country got it goin' on
A lot of skanks won't like this song
'Cause them freaks like to hit it and quit it
And Garth rather stay and play
'Cause he's hot, and too good
And he's down to get the friction on
So, cowgirls! {Yeah!} cowgirls! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then git-r-done! Sing it loud!
Even Clint fans got to shout
Baby got Garth!

Baby got Garth!
Yeah, Honey ... when it comes to good songs, Alan ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if it's too good.

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a CD, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Ford Truck
Garth's anaconda don't want none
Unless you got his songs
You can do some talent shows,
But please don't lose that song
Some singers want to play that hard way,
And tell you that the hit ain't good,
So they toss it and leave it
And Garth'll pull up quick to retrieve it
So Clint Black says you're gross
Well Garth ain't down with that!
'Cause Garth Brooks is good and his curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the Garth Brooks wannabes
You ain't it, jacka**!
Give me a CD, I can't resist it
Red beans and rice didn't miss Clint
That Ronnie Dunn tried to diss
'Cause his songs are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And Garth pulled up quick to get wit 'em
So country fans, if the song is Garth's,
And he wants a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-KIXALOT
And get John Rich's butt
Baby got Garth!
Baby got Garth!

Little in the middle but she got much Garth (x4)
Copywritten 2007 Bark Stuffos...

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moonstar691 - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Daze you are 1 long winded boy! Took a lot of work!

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