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Song Parodies -> "Baby Got Jack"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sir Mix a Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Got Jack"

Parody Written by:

MC Sampler

The Lyrics

This song was recorded in 1992 as a response to Baby Got Back. It soared to #1 in three different radio markets. It is recorded by MC Sampler, as seen on MTV News.
Baby Got Jack

I like small butts and I cannot
lie,
You honkies can't deny,
When a girl walks in
with an itty bitty waist and a big thing inyour face I get
Sick, cuz I like a toothpick
I'll beat that bootie
with a stick
Even the jeans she's wearing, her pants
are almost tearing
No, baby I want a flat bootie,
That's tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn me
that buttyou've got is, oh, so corny
ooh Chicken
smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds,
well peck me,
peck me, cuz you ain't that average chickadee.
Hell
with romancin', I'll take her wallet dancin'
Rich. Bitch. I'll dig for her money ditch
So tired
of ebony, Big butts are not my theme
if you ask me what my
flavour is I'll tell you vanilla icecream
So honkies
(yeah) honkies(yeah) does your girlfriend have aderriere?
(yeah)
Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down
and dink it,

Chorus:
Baby got Jack (wh-white
honkies with the real small boot-wh-white honkies with the real
small bootie)
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real
small boot-wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)

I like 'em flat and small, and when I'm in the mall,
I just can'thelp myself
I'm doing the dogpund
call (woo woo woo woo)
Don't like a sister, who farts
while playing Twister.
I wish those beans did miss her,
even Uncle Ben would fist her
I like my booties real
slender and tender,
And if I see a big bootie, I'll
put it in the blender
Don't want a rear fender.
I
get into my Honda
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I
know is that I like Jayne Fonda's, better than
Yolanda's.

Chorus

Yeah, baby, when it
comes to females, Comso knows everything whatthey're
talking about
36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she's
7'8"

Flat on the bottom, and I like it like
that,
Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that.

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Yoidy - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Different strokes for different folks. Some like to meet! Some like to bone!
Dylan Baranski - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, this parody's already been done, & by the same person (that is, if you're really MC Sampler)!

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