-> "Baby Got Jack"
Original Song Title:
"Baby Got Back" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Baby Got Jack"
Parody Written by:
Baby Got Jack
I like small butts and I cannot
You honkies can't deny,
When a girl walks in
with an itty bitty waist and a big thing inyour face I get
Sick, cuz I like a toothpick
I'll beat that bootie
with a stick
Even the jeans she's wearing, her pants
are almost tearing
No, baby I want a flat bootie,
That's tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn me
that buttyou've got is, oh, so corny
smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds,
well peck me,
peck me, cuz you ain't that average chickadee.
with romancin', I'll take her wallet dancin'
Rich. Bitch. I'll dig for her money ditch
of ebony, Big butts are not my theme
if you ask me what my
flavour is I'll tell you vanilla icecream
(yeah) honkies(yeah) does your girlfriend have aderriere?
Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down
and dink it,
Baby got Jack (wh-white
honkies with the real small boot-wh-white honkies with the real
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real
small boot-wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)
I like 'em flat and small, and when I'm in the mall,
I just can'thelp myself
I'm doing the dogpund
call (woo woo woo woo)
Don't like a sister, who farts
while playing Twister.
I wish those beans did miss her,
even Uncle Ben would fist her
I like my booties real
slender and tender,
And if I see a big bootie, I'll
put it in the blender
Don't want a rear fender.
get into my Honda
What the hell is an anaconda?
know is that I like Jayne Fonda's, better than
Yeah, baby, when it
comes to females, Comso knows everything whatthey're
36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she's
Flat on the bottom, and I like it like
Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that.
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