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Song Parodies -> "Baby Got Mutt"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

Original Performer:

Sir Mix-A-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Got Mutt"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh My God...
Rover, look at that leg...
It's so humpable
It looks like one of those rich guys legs or something
Who understands those rich guys?
They don't even use half the stuff they buy.
I mean that leg
It's just so long
I can't believe its so skinny
I can get my paw around it
I mean, it's gross
But... I think I'm gonna hump it.

I hump long legs and I cannot lie!
You other puppys can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an big ole leg
and puts it in yo face
Your like woof
Wanna bark loudly
Cause you notice that leg looks fun
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop panting
Oh, baby! I wanna hump yo leg
and take a picture
The stray dogs tried to warn me
But those legs you got
Make Me-Me-Me so horney
Oooh, rump of smooth skin
You wanna get in my dog house?
Well use me, amuse me, cuz yo legs lookin so juicy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
They sweat, wet, got it goin' like a hairless pet
So Crossbreeds (WOOF!) Crossbreeds (WOOF!)
Has your owner got those legs? (WOOF! WOOF!)
Well lick em, lick em, lick em healthy legs
Baby got mutt
Baby got mutt

I like em round and big
And when I'm lookin' for a bone to dig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
... wait... I found your sandals
I wanna go inside the house
And WOOF! Double up WOOF! WOOF!
I aint talkin' bout Good Dog
Cuz Good Dog only sells puppy toys
I want some'n real thick and juicy
so find that juicy double
Before I get in trouble
Beggin' for some leg being subtle
So, I'm looking at Lassy videos
Knocking that bitch cause she walks like a pitbull
You can have them Spaniels
They aint satisfying my mojo
A word to the Munsterlanders
Don't wanna get wit cha
I won't even play wit cha
But I gotta be straight when I say I want some legs
To the break of dawn!
Baby got me howlin'
A lot of pups won't like this song
Cuz em dogs like other dogs that hit it
But I'd rather have a pair of legs
Cuz my tails long and it's strong
And it's down to get some friction on

So, Purebreds (WOOF!) Purebreds (WOOF!)
Have you seen your masters legs? (WOOF! WOOF!)
Well, shake your pa, roll over, even K9's gotta bark
Baby got Mutt
Baby got Mutt

Yeah baby
When it comes to legs...
I'm the friggin' man of the house now
Doesn't matter whose there
Ima get me some

So they say all dogs go to heaven
Even if they hump jills legs or kevins
But kevin gotta lotta hair and plus he lost his legs in vietnam
My doggy bone aint want none unless you got legs hun
You can kick soccer balls or footballs, but please don't hurt those legs
Some doggies wanna play with their tails
And ignore your legs cause they pail
So they toss it and leave it
But I'm a dog, so I retrieve it
So your boyfriend calls you fat
Well... I'm down with that.
Cause your legs are tall and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinking about chicken
To the list of every dog breed...
I'm 'bout to do the deed
Give me 2 legs - I can't resist em
Even if they kids - I'll still get wit em
So buddy if your legs are down
And you want some beastiality now
Dial 1-900-U-SIC-FUK and let me hump those legs
Baby Got Mutt
Baby Got Mutt
Puppy on her leg, yeah she got some mutt.
Puppy on her leg, yeah she got some mutt.
Puppy on her leg, yeah she got some mutt.
Puppy on her leg, yeah she got some mutt.

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty damn funny, sktizo! Ranks up there with the hip-hop parody stylin's of Amiright's Luke Brattoni.
Stephen Harrington - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, is good, is dirty.
Larry Hensley - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny one

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